Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSPopular Andy Torres Quotes
(to Ellie) One of us! One of us! One of us!
Jules, Andy, Grayson
(to Ellie) Great, you made him blow away sad.
Jules: It's smooth like a river rock.
Andy: It tickles.
Everything goes my way. You know why? Because it will.
I'm sorry this sucks. But, this is what happens when Dove's cry.
My favorite movie is actually Love Actually. Oh! There's a sequel.
Sometimes I see my ideas in Bobby's eyes.
Sorry I couldn't hear you. The breasts she was pressing into my back were way too loud.
Bobby: You need to go hit it and quit it.
Andy: Toot it and boot it.
Laurie: Whip it and skip it.
Bobby: Wax it and tax it.
Andy: Mother it and smother it.
Laurie: Bop it and drop it.
Grayson: Chuck it and ... re-chuck it.
Laurie: Yours don't make any sense.
Andy: When you're dancing alone, I stand behind you and go "Damn!"
Laurie: Yes, because ass worship is contagious.
Ellie: It is a gorgeous night and I have no kid waiting at home. Shiraz me. Laurie, you are rockin' those jeans. Hi girlfriend!
Laurie: Why's it being nice?
Andy: Is this the golden seven minutes?
Andy: I volunteer at the women's shelter too. During self-defense classes, the women take turns kicking me in the crotch.
Grayson: So it's like a regular day at home for you.
