Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSPopular Andy Torres Quotes
Andy: Is that the candle holder from the room?
Jules: Forget about it.
Jules: Andy let the ice cream melt so he had to die.
Ellie: It's only pretend murder. We used to fight so much about the little things, now, whenever I get so mad that when I want to kill him I just do it.
Andy: It's been a great tool in our marriage
Andy: There's my girl I need a kiss.
Ellie: You'll live.
Tom: The Bicycle Boys stole my fountain.
Jules: [Gasp]
Grayson: No!
Andy: Come on!
Ellie: Damn them!
Andy: Great, they're grossed out by the thought of us naked.
Ellie: Not us my friend.
Laurie: [Laughing]
Andy: He's your son.
Ellie: He needs to learn.
Andy: Ellie's just jealous because she thinks I care more about you than her.
Bobby: Do you?
Andy: Yes, it's not even close.
Laurie: Zooey Descha-hell-no, what you two need is revenge. If someone hurts you, you hurt them right back.
Jules: Yeah revenge is better I'm in.
Andy: Me too.
Okay, others may see you as a terrifying hate goblin, but they don't matter I see my fiery hell raiser beautiful wife who loves me more than anything.
Ellie: Stan the bartender?
Andy: We have a son named Stan.
Ellie: Oh, sure sure.
Jules: Ever since I got back from Hollywood I've turned into a real movie slut.
Andy: I think you mean movie buff.
Ellie: No, no she's right, the expression is movie slut - change approved.
Sometimes doing the hard thing gets you where you need to be.
