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Ari Gold Quotes (Page 35)

Season 3, Episode 1: "Aquamom"

Ari: Big week. The kind of week you will remember your whole lives. Like the week you got your first blowjob. You remember that week? I do. Ninth grade...
Eric: Oh, one of the boys on the chess team, Ari?
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[on Vince picking a girl for the Aquaman premiere]
Ari: You've been bagging every girl west of Sapova the past six months. Just pick the one skank that's gonna photograph well and be done with it.
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Ari: The gym, Lloyd! The f**king gym!
Lloyd: It's pretty urgent.
Ari: It's pretty urgent that in the 15 minutes a day I have free, I take the time to keep this body fit. And not just so you have a great ass to look at, I want to live!
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Mrs. Gold: You eat at The Palm four nights a week!
Ari: Do I ever order the lobster? No, I order the Gigi salad and I sign clients
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Mrs. Gold: My father put that money aside for me incase something happened to us and its almost gone.
Ari: But we're still here! And I could have banged Heidi Klum when she was 23, but I took a pass. What the f**k is gonna make me leave now?
Mrs. Gold: You could die.
Ari: You'd like that wouldn't you?
Mrs. Gold: Not until I saw that the life insurance check didn't bounce
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Ari: You pick up my suit from the tailor?
Mrs. Ari: I'm going to the f**king tailor, Ari. To pick up the new f**king $5,000 suit that I f**king paid for!
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Season 2, Episode 12: "The Abyss"

Lloyd: How'd it go?
Ari: How'd the f**king Bay of Pigs go, Lloyd?
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Ari: Shit, here comes the wife. Pretend like it's all good.
Eric: You didn't tell your wife?
Ari: No. When the time is right, yeah.
Eric: When the time is right? It's on the cover of Variety
Ari: My wife doesn't read Variety she reads In Style
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Ari: Vince is the only client I've ever had that I consider a friend. The only one I really cared about. Well Jessica Biel to you know I cared about her for very different reasons
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