Barney Stinson Quotes
Robin: I'm such a mess. Why do you even like me?
Barney: I guess cause you're almost as messed up as I am.
Barney: What's that saying about two wrongs making a right?
Robin: Two wrongs don't make a right?
Barney: No that's not it.
I'm going to like the way I look. I guarantee it.
Heavens to Gretzky.
Barney: Where is my cash?
Robin: I did a little exchange for you canucklehead.
I want American Scotch from Scotland!
Barney: Come on, Barney Stinson always turns it around.
Barney: Simple, I turned...it...around.
I've been waiting two months for that bowl of ice cream and tonight I'm gonna have sex with it.
Nora: Forgot my raincoat.
Barney: That makes one of us.
Oh my god they're six minutes into the date! Ted has probably already told her that he loves her! We gotta get down there!
Robin: The bitch is hiding something!
Barney: Totally hiding something!