Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 11)
Season 7, Episode 3: "Ducky Tie"
Barney: Duck duck gross!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 2: "The Naked Truth"
Barney: And that concludes all the space related lies. Let's move onto the world of sports. Oh wait sorry, I just thought of another space one. I've been bitten by a moon snake, you need to suck all the space poison out of my...
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Barney: If I were only casting the White Swan, the role would be yours.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Barney: Nines and tens mostly, there was a four once. She was a slump buster, but Nora after that I had a run you would not believe!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 1: "The Best Man"
Barney: I picked the right tie didn't I?
Ted: You nailed it.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Barney: This isn't just getting laid. This is market research.
• Rating: 3.3 / 5.0
Barney: Here's your toast, single file ladies! No fatties!
Ted: That's ridiculous.
Barney: Yeah you're right, it's Cleveland. Single file ladies!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Ted, you want to nail something at this wedding? Lose the Trapper Keeper!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 24: "Challenge Accepted"
Barney: Challenge accepted.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: I got so fat, at the end of the day you'd unhook my bra.
Robin: You were the only boyfriend I ever motor boated.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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