Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 16)
Season 6, Episode 14: "Last Words"
Judy: Who got cousin Daphne drunk? She is fifteen.
Robin: They grow them big out here.
Barney: And here's your number back.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Barney: We're gonna get out bro a four star nad rattler. You search knees, feet, banisters, fire hydrants and diving boards. And I'll cover bats, rackets, hockey sticks, golf clubs and riding props.
Ted: What about animals?
Barney: Uh claws, paws, talons, hooves, beaks and clenched monkey's fists, we can do this!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 13: "Bad News"
Marshall: Tell him that I might not be able to give him a grandchild? I don't even know how to have that conversation.
Barney: I'll show you. Dad, uh there's something I need to tell you. It's going to come as a bit of a shock. You are speaking to the 2011 Tri County Laser Tag Co Champion.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: How you doing Lily? Should I have a boner?
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Lily: How did you do it?
Barney: Oh god you found one of the cameras.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 12: "False Positive"
Barney: I can't give this suit back, I glow in the dark. Ted, I finally glow in the dark!
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Barney: I'm taking the rest of my bonus to God's strip club.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Barney: Velour tracksuits! Remote control helicopters! Condoms! And last but not least there is a fleet of limos outside waiting to take us to...A STRIP CLUB! You get a lap dance! You get a lap dance! You're going to give me a lap dance! Everyone gets a lap dance!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: I'm pregnant.
Barney: I've never seen that woman before in my life! Sorry force of habit, congratulations!
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Barney: I am Mr. Charity. I frequently sleep with sixes, chubsters, over thirty's. I am the Bill and Melinda Gates of the sympathy bang.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
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