Barney Stinson Quotes
You've been pork free so long you're practically kosher.
She had a nice face, her booty was in place, but Barney don't chase.
She was a really great Lazer Tag partner. She's tiny so she's allowed to push kids.
Umm, is it getting crowded in here, because I think there are two peas in this pod?
And she sticks the landing, why don't you start stretching and I'll be right back.
Barney: Please, you might as well be dog-earing a tear stained bridal magazine while wolfing down the box of chocolates you had delivered to yourself at work from your fiancé that no one has ever met.
Bev: Gerard is real!
February 13th, a magical night, where a Ten has the self esteem of a four and the depraved enthusiasm of a Two.
Whoa check out that one! Her body is a perfect X.
It was actually pretty noble of him. He fell on his sword, so that she could fall on mine.
That family tree of yours has a couple of pretty big coconuts. We had a pretty good time last night and then just hand stuff in the morning so.
Judy: Who got cousin Daphne drunk? She is fifteen.
Robin: They grow them big out here.
Barney: And here's your number back.
Barney: We're gonna get out bro a four star nad rattler. You search knees, feet, banisters, fire hydrants and diving boards. And I'll cover bats, rackets, hockey sticks, golf clubs and riding props.
Ted: What about animals?
Barney: Uh claws, paws, talons, hooves, beaks and clenched monkey's fists, we can do this!
