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Feelin' fine and gettin' some 'Gine

Show me chicken wings!

Jerry: A magician never reveals his greatest trick, but I'll give you a hint. You've gotta meet the right girl. Who knows, maybe you'll meet her tomorrow?
Barney: Maybe I've met her already.

I'm too far gone, I'm broken.

Barney: Hey Jerry, do you really want to be out here like this?
Jerry: Oh sorry small town preacher from the Midwest! Is there a law against dancing?

I finally know what it's like to be embarrassed by my dad.

I want to hang out with Crazy Jerry not Stay at Home Jerome.

My dad will be all, why don't you marry Robin? You guys were cute together. Deep down you know you were never happier than when you were with her.

Tonight's gonna be Leden-Jerry!

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