How I Met Your Mother

Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 18)

Barney: He has got to go, you need to be like you are the weakest link goodbye! Punchy, the tribe has spoken. Please pack up your knives and go. Your work of art, didn't work for me. You're times up. I have to ask you to leave the mansion. You must leave the chateau. Your tour ends here. You've been chopped! You've been evicted from the Big Brother house. Your desert just didn't measure up. Sashay away! Give me your jacket and leave Hell's kitchen! You did not get a rose. You have been eliminated from the race. You are no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Model. You're fired. Auf Wiedersehen.
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Barney: Space? Teens? Is this a porno?!?!
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Barney: It's Robin Sparkles 3 ya'll!
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Barney: SCIENCE! There is an 83% correlation between the times men wear boutonnieres and the times they get laid. Think about it, proms, weddings, grandmas funerals...Thanks for the redhead Nana. The everyday boutonniere, by Stinson.
Robin: Aaaand nope!
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Marshall: Oh you're wearing a flower.
Barney: Thank You!
Marshall: I didn't compliment, just observed.
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Robin: You wanna dance? Let's dance.
Barney: I live for the dance
Robin: Get your other hand, off my ass.
Barney: Sorry, sorry.
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Barney: So, naturally I snapped the rip off of a triceratops, bloppidy bloppidy blue, I knocked down the whale.
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Barney: I'll say this, there is no quit in that guy. You should fire him.
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Barney: I love the office Halloween party, it is so much sluttier than the office Christmas Party though not as freaky as the office Presidents Day rave.
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Barney: Want to come to my house and play telephone? I've got the string you've got the cans.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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