Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 21)
Season 6, Episode 2: "Cleaning House"
Barney: Man, try to hail a cab in Manhattan, am I right? Nope, no one's stopping for this.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Look at us... it's like three of the same guy. Oh my god, this explains why I was always so good at basketball. Guys, I'm black, sorry African American, no I'm allowed to say both.
• Rating: Unrated
Barney: Ah, Valentines, the second base of third grade.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: You guys are adorable. You honestly believe that I, Barney Stinson, can't talk you into this? I got the queen to give me a fist bump.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Guys, I know you count the minutes until you can escape from your hum drum lives by hearing how awesome mine is.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Barney: So this chick and I are going at it behind the Central Park Zoo, the bonobo chimps are giving us a standing O and just when I'm about to give her the same thing - what up?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 1: "Big Days"
Barney: Dude you are so in, a high five doesn't cut it. High Six!
Ted: She didn't see us High Six did she?
Robin: No.
Barney: Good. That was pretty lame.
Ted: Yeah, let's never do that again.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: You saucy little minx, you sun dressed up.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: If I had my dad's number, I'd never not be on the phone with him.
Lily: Wow, that was really...
Barney: Whoa a hottie with a body! Boing!
Lily: Brief.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Robin, girls are like cartons of milk. Each one has a hotness expiration date and you've hit yours. I'm not saying the occasional guy won't still open the fridge open you up, take a sniff, shrug and take a sip anyway, but it's all down hill from here.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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