Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 23)
Season 5, Episode 12: "Girls Vs. Suits"
Barney: To score would be just fine, but I would rather be dressed to the nines.
• Rating: Unrated
Barney: No! My suit gave its life for this cause and I will not rest till she is mine.
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Tim: Your suits death is another suits life.
Barney: Do it.
Tim: You're doing the right thing.
(Barney sobs)
Tim: Please don't cry on this - it's silk.
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Barney: Suits and insecure woman. I hate them I really just hate them.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: I'm going to be like, "drop the act baby doll daddy needs another gin and tonic".
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Only two things could cause that commotion - boobs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 11: "Last Cigarette Ever"
Barney: [walks in, sees Robin bent over in yoga pose, smoking] I just left something like this in my apartment.
• Rating: Unrated
Lily: Maybe smoking isn't so bad. It gets us out in the fresh air.
Barney: Yeah and all the coughing really works my abs.
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Barney: Remember when we used to be able to smoke IN bars?
[flash back to smoke-filled haze]
Ted: Hey dude, I think that hot girl over there is smiling at me.
Barney: Uhh, that's a chair. But yeah, dude, hit that!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: They're dividing our group into smokers and non-smokers. That's not healthy.
Barney: You're right. [pause] Let's go have a smoke!
• Rating: Unrated
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