How I Met Your Mother

Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 7)

J.J.: I got a paper route.
Barney: Bah! Good time to get into print media right Dad?
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Barney: Ted this is your seduction lounge. Sex swing here, vibrating jello pit right there, rotating Vietnamese shame wheel right here...don't ask you're not ready.
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Barney: I want to be confused with you.
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Barney: Never ever meet a girl's parents.
Ted: Not even if she is hot?
Barney: Not even if her mom's hot?
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Barney: The N'Sync concert?
Ted: 1998 Cleveland's Agora Theater, front row, caught JC's shirt, what else you got
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Nora: I'm sorry I've been trying not to stare at your chest all night.
Barney: Hahaha, what's that like?
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Cardiologist: What happened at 8:46 PM last night.?
Barney: Well let's see, Wheel of Fortune, naked push ups, naked chin ups... oh I was at dinner.
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Barney: Never screw over a girl whose last name ends in a vowel, because she's got brothers.
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Lily: Ooo Barney's got feelings for a girl.
Barney: Yeah, penis feelings!
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Barney: With great penis comes great responsibility.
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