Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 8)
Season 6, Episode 17: "Garbage Island"
Barney: I'm Barney Stinson, I don't get smitten, I smite!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Barney: We're exes, we're probably due for a back slide, or we could just do it the normal way.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: You should work at a carnival.
Barney: I tried; they're pretty strict with backgrounds.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: You've been pork free so long you're practically kosher.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: She had a nice face, her booty was in place, but Barney don't chase.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: She was a really great Lazer Tag partner. She's tiny so she's allowed to push kids.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 16: "Desperation Day"
Barney: And I thought Pompeii was smoking.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Barney: Umm, is it getting crowded in here, because I think there are two peas in this pod?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: And she sticks the landing, why don't you start stretching and I'll be right back.
• Rating: Unrated
Barney: Please, you might as well be dog-earing a tear stained bridal magazine while wolfing down the box of chocolates you had delivered to yourself at work from your fiancé that no one has ever met.
Bev: Gerard is real!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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