Barney Stinson Quotes (Page 8)
Season 7, Episode 14: "46 Minutes"
Barney: Yes! Tonight is gonna be Legen... wait are we sure it's a good idea to go to a strip club? Shut Up Lily I'm in charge now... Dary!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kevin: Hey guys where are Marshall and Lily?
Robin: Something terrible happened.
Kevin: Are they ok? Are they in the hospital?
Barney: No, somewhere much, much worse...
Marshall: Long Island!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 12: "Symphony of Illumination"
Barney: Here's twenty for picking up a girl with only one word and here's another twenty for that word being boner.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Barney: So you're pregnant? Huh, looks like nobody told your boobs.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 11: "The Rebound Girl"
Ted: Sorry dude, we gotta wait for the real thing, no matter how tough it gets.
Barney: It gets pretty tough.
Ted: I know it does buddy.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Barney: A kid needs a pet cobra. Ted don't be pill about this.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: I wish men could have children on their own, like seahorses!
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Barney: You know what would kick ass?
Ted: Being gay?
Barney: Being gay!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Barney: Why wouldn't I be all right? Barney is single again, it's what America has been clamoring for.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 10: "Tick Tick Tick"
Barney: Uh lets see, suits, laser tag, I say "wait for it" a lot, that's pretty much it.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
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