Bart Simpson Quotes (Page 5)
Season 22, Episode 15: "The Scorpion's Tale"
Nelson: Did you find any gold?
Bart: Even better, the prospectors left naughty French postcards.
Nelson: Bart, this is fool's porn, I'll take it off your hands.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 13: "The Blue and the Gray"
Bart: I just have one question about hair, where does mine start?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 12: "Homer The Father"
Bart: Can I betray the country I pledge allegiance to every day?
CIA Guy #1: You pledge allegiance to the flag.
CIA Guy #2: And the flag is made in China.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Bart: Those are girl overalls!
Milhouse: I could pull it off.
• Rating: Unrated
Bart: Oh my god I think I just met the thing I'm going to die on.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 11: "Flaming Moe"
Bart: I see how it is. You get a booty calla and I get a cootie call.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 10: "Moms I'd Like To Forget"
Bart: I'll buy the white wine.
Marge: You can't buy white wine!
Bart: Why not? Are you having red meat?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 9: "Donnie Fatso"
Bart: Ugh, I don't even want to smell sparkling apple juice again.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 22, Episode 8: "The Fight Before Christmas"
Bart: I didn't get anybody pregnant. I didn't Facebook a kid to death. Make with my dirt bike!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 22, Episode 5: "Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life"
Bart: You punch really good
Nelson: You think?
Bart: Oh yeah and you always avoid the face around picture day. People really appreciate that.
Nelson: Hey, those memories are forever.
Bart: You really care man. A lot of bullies just phone it in. *cough* Kearney *cough*
• Rating: Unrated
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