Brian Griffin Quotes (Page 23)
Season 4, Episode 26: "Petergeist"
Brian: So what was it like on the other side?
Stewie: It was alright. I met Jesus.
Brian: Oh, what's he like?
Stewie: Believe it or not, he's Chinese.
Brian: Oh, really.
Stewie: Yeah, and his last name is Hong, Jesus Hong. He said he doesn't know where everyone got Christ.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Brian: You know, we wouldn't be messing around with ghosts if you hadn't desecrated an Indian's remains.
Peter: Probably not a good time to mention I'm using the skull as an athletic cup.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 24: "Peterotica"
Brian: Wow Peter that's a book isn't it? That's the first time I've seen you reading something that didn't later turn out to be a sandwich.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 23: "Deep Throats"
Brian: I was just watching this special on VH1 about Gwen Stefani. I don't know what a hollaback girl is, all I know is I want her dead.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 22: "Sibling Rivalry"
Brian: Lois has gained some weight since you guys stopped having sex. Maybe you should, uh, you know, have some sex
• Rating: Unrated
Lois: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...
Peter: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Brian: Peter those aren't your kids. That's the Nick-At-Night lineup.
Peter: Blanka, Zangief, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
Brian: That's Street Fighters.
Peter: Red, blue, green...
Brian: Those are colors.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 21: "I Take Thee Quagmire"
Lois: My breasts are so engorged from the weaning, I've gone up two bra sizes.
Brian: What did you do with the old bras?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 20: "Patriot Games"
Stewie: How 'bout we let bygones be bygones,hmm?
Brian: You shot me in both my knees, then lit me on fire, Piss off.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 19: "Brian Sings & Swings"
Brian: Hey, what's the point in waiting? You gotta live life while you can, and live it hard.
Stewie: Ah, the Chris Farley method, that's good.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 18: " The Father, The Son, and The Holy Fonz"
Peter: But Dad, you told me to look into my heart to find my religion.
Francis: Yes, real religion! What I saw today wasn't religion, it was just a bunch of sheep, singing songs and listening to ridiculous tall tales.
Brian: Actually, that is religion.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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