Cameron Tucker Quotes
Phil: She's like the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
Cam: With cuter hair.
You know what? You just caused a scene in a restaurant and you can't get anymore like your daddies than that.Cam [to Lily]
Cam: I knew when I was 5.
Mitchell: Everyone knew when you were 5.
I call my method the Trojan horse.
Well you might as well be a dead hobo in the woods of a small town after a rainstorm because you have just been discovered.
What kind of monster throws an injured innocent on the street?
Maybe we can pump Marcus full of whatever we gave those bike riders.
We're not bad parents, Claire is!Cam [to Mitchell]
Because we refused to abuse we got banned from the party of the century?
Please to not turn me marrying my daughter into something ugly.
Cam: Everyone here is 11 and I'm hot.
Mitchell: If you were hot we'd be drinking right now.
We should start calling her ranch house, cause she doesn't have a second story.