Chris Griffin Quotes (Page 16)
Season 1, Episode 7: "Brian: Portrait of a Dog"
Stewie: You, you seem to know all the players in this poorly acted farce. What do they call that one?
Chris: That's Meg dude. You know that.
Stewie: Meg! You vile, smelly girl. You're not to touch any of my things. Do you understand me? Dirty, dirty girl
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chris: I think I saw of her nipples.
Lois: Chris that's a terrible word. Nipple. I'll chalk that up to the heat mister
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 6: "The Son Also Draws"
Peter: Huh, I didn't know anyone in this family had any talent. Well, except for that thing your mother does.
Chris: You mean play the piano?
Peter: No no, she... yeah
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 5: "A Hero Sits Next Door"
Meg: Mom, what do you do when you like a boy, but he doesn't even notice you?
Chris: Meg loves Kevin!
Meg: Shut up, you big sack of dog vomit!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 3: "Chitty Chitty Death Bang"
Chris: It's cool dad. They have this game where you put in a dollar, and you win four quarters. I win every time!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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