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Modern-family

Claire: It's shaving time, shavy gravy, Shaved by the Bell!
Alex: Why are you talking like dad?

Haley going to college in a miracle, Lily going to kindergarten is the law.

Gloria: I'm pregnant.
Claire: You're gonna get so fat!

Sure I had a little peppermint schnapps at my prom but I kicked my boyfriend out before my parents woke up. It's called respect.

Claire: You look adorable!
Alex: Adorable? I'm not a puppy.

Claire: I say no everyday in this house.
Phil: But at night she's a yes machine.
Claire: No.

Your rebel boyfriend is a Dapper Dan!

If she's going to leave the nest, we'd prefer it's not on the back of a motorcycle.

Okay I want everyone to eat at home because the happiest place on earth is also home to the most expensive churro on earth.

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