Claire Dunphy Quotes (Page 6)
Season 3, Episode 6: "Go Bullfrogs!"
Claire [to Mitchell and Cam]: When did you two become such old women?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Claire: I have 3 kids, I've been tired since 2005.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 5: "Hit and Run"
Claire: I take my eye off the ball for one minute and I've got one kid in a coma, one with a black eye, and one running a crime ring.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 3: "Phil on Wire"
Claire: Turns out I've had my super-Dunphy all along.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Claire: Phil I think those are jazz shoes.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 2: "When Good Kids Go Bad"
Claire: None of you believe me so I got proof. You should all be sucking it right now!
Gloria: Claire, please, enough with the sucking it! They're children!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Phil: Guess it's just one of those things that we'll never know, like what really happened to the Titanic.
Claire: It hit an iceberg.
Phil: Maybe.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Claire: Sweetheart I would love to be wrong, but I don't live with the right people for that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Claire: Could you grab an extra virgin-
Phil: I think one's enough for the sacrifice.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 23: "See You Next Fall"
Phil: Hey momma bear, you okay?
Claire: Not with momma bear I'm not.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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