Claire Dunphy Quotes
Haley going to college in a miracle, Lily going to kindergarten is the law.
Gloria: I'm pregnant.
Claire: You're gonna get so fat!
Sure I had a little peppermint schnapps at my prom but I kicked my boyfriend out before my parents woke up. It's called respect.
Claire: You look adorable!
Alex: Adorable? I'm not a puppy.
Claire: I say no everyday in this house.
Phil: But at night she's a yes machine.
Your rebel boyfriend is a Dapper Dan!
If she's going to leave the nest, we'd prefer it's not on the back of a motorcycle.
Okay I want everyone to eat at home because the happiest place on earth is also home to the most expensive churro on earth.
Claire: I did cartwheels.
Phil: Without me?
Phil do we have to go through this again? I told you that I would do everything possibly to make sure that your skeleton ends up in a science class at a women's college.
Phil: I'm just excited. After today you're going to be a councilwoman and I'm going to be a first husband.
Claire: If you don't stop filming, you're going to be MY first husband.
Claire: Hey how come you guys haven't accepted my friend requests?
Haley: I didn't know you were on Facebook.
Alex: Yeah you said it was only for teenagers or people who wanted to have affairs.