Elena Gilbert is the epitome of a fulfilled life.

Matt: Who spends two years pining after a girl?
Damon: I can hear you, dumbass.

Katherine Frickin Pierce can have a selfless moment, and I can't?

Alaric: You honestly think I'd leave Damon in charge and not look back?
Damon: He's talking about me, isn't he?
Jeremy: He says you're a dick.

Stefan: Define "out."
Damon: One who hovers and sticks his nose in other people's business. Wait... I was defining "annoying."

The nicest thing that Katherine Pierce will ever do is feed the maggots that feast upon her flesh.

Damon: You once told me that calling me "Satan" was an insult to Satan.
Caroline: Well... no one's perfect.

Enzo: Do you wanna kill him or should I?
Damon: I hate deadlines.

You are literally the best person I've ever known. And for me to think I could ever change you was giving me way too much credit and you way not enough… you're the good. And I need a little good in my life.

I killed him to convince myself that you were right, that I was the type of person who could kill in cold blood and I was never gonna change.

Damon: The second we're cured of this and don't wanna rip each other's heads off, I am gonna hunt you down and give you the most mind blowing night of your life.
Elena: I think I can schedule you in.

It's difficult to explain to your brother that you just broke up with the former love of his life and then broke the bed.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Elena: You keep a journal?
Stefan: Memories are too important.

Elena, don't go to the bridge. It's Death, Elena. Your death is waiting there.

Bonnie