Need I remind you that Jeremy once had an affair with a ghost? The only thing that was missing was a sappy love song and a pottery wheel.

It's difficult to explain to your brother that you just broke up with the former love of his life and then broke the bed.

I killed him to convince myself that you were right, that I was the type of person who could kill in cold blood and I was never gonna change.

Damon: The second we're cured of this and don't wanna rip each other's heads off, I am gonna hunt you down and give you the most mind blowing night of your life.
Elena: I think I can schedule you in.

Katherine: I'm the one who taught you how to love.
Damon: I'll see you in Hell, Katherine.

What's up, Doc?

Tyler: You're a joke, Damon.
Damon: Says the guy pining for the girl who slept with Klaus.

Bonnie: She would kill you.
Damon: Cool and then me and all her dopplegangers can start a baseball team on the other side.

Stefan: Come on Damon, you're better than this.
Damon: On the contrary brother, I'm better like this.

I happen to like my old sadistic self?

You are literally the best person I've ever known. And for me to think I could ever change you was giving me way too much credit and you way not enough… you're the good. And I need a little good in my life.

Enzo: Do you wanna kill him or should I?
Damon: I hate deadlines.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

You are literally the best person I've ever known. And for me to think I could ever change you was giving me way too much credit and you way not enough… you're the good. And I need a little good in my life.

Damon [to Elena]