Damon Salvatore Quotes
Put the damn crossbow down, Pocahontas.
Tessa: Buy you an I'm sorry drink?
Damon: More like an I'm sorry keg.
Guilt. Don't know it, but I've heard it can be a royal bitch.
Why do you suck so badly at killing yourself?
I don't speak crazy person Jer, you're gonna have to translate that for me.
You took one philosophy class and now you're the queen of nature versus nurture?
Stefan: Katherine took the Cure?
Damon: You have a lot to catch up on, Stefan.
Play nice. Or I'm gonna revisit the deep, dark well idea.
I know I said it doesn't bother me that you have a psychic connection to your ex-boyfriend, but I don't need the play by the play.
Silas: What I don't get is why she likes you.
Damon: That's because you haven't had sex with me.
Caroline: Damon. Towel. Knock!
Damon: Caroline. No one cares. No!
You do realize you are dating a reformed serial killer, right?