Klaus: Your brother's lack of communication is infuriating.
Damon: It's one of his trademarks. Like his brooding and his hair.

You do bad things for no reason. You do them to be a dick... if you're gonna be bad, be bad with purpose.

Do you know how hard it is to get these XBox brains to focus?

We're not gonna back off the cure because you were told one too man scary stories, idiot.

Now I know why those hybrids hated you. You are annoying.

Damon [to Jeremy]: I'm updated our relationship status to: It's Complicated.

I'm setting you free, Elena. This is what I want. This is what will make me happy.

Elena: So what do you want to do?
Damon: I want to throw you back in my bed and never let you leave.
Elena: So do it.

You're not allowed to feel this sorry for yourself, unless you're sitting on a bar stool. Fortunately, I travel with a bar.

Try the sock drawer. People leave the sketchiest things in the sock drawer.

What the Hell is Professor Shady Pants doing here?

This would be so much more fun if we were naked.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.