Am I wearing my 'I blew up the Council' t-shirt?

Vampires eat people! It's part of the natural food period.

You better hope she's not a fan of Bambi.

I'm going to pretend like there's someone there because the alternative is too damn depressing.

Matt: You can't possibly hate me more than I hate myself.
Damon: Yes I can.

Yoohoo! Anybody home? Big bad vampire out here!

Perfect. We've narrowed it down to nowhere.

We all know the way. You feed or you die, there is no door #3.

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Bonnie: It was her call.
Damon: Know what else was her call? Every bad thing ever.

Our life is one, big proverbial coin toss.

Have I told you lately how much I appreciate you not being the dumbest brother on Earth?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Hey, Blondie. Today isn't the worst day of your life. Today and tomorrow, it's a cakewalk. There'll be people around you day in and day out like they're afraid to leave you alone. The worst day? That's next week when there's nothing but quiet. Just a heads up.

Damon