Damon: All this over one girl.
Stefan: She's a pretty special girl.
Damon: Yeah, she is.

How many dessicated hybrids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I do stupid things, Bonnie... like let my friend die with dignity when I should have just killed him.

Damon: Sorry I killed you... twice.
Alaric: So I have to actually die to get a real apology out of you.

Sorry to spoil your seven minutes in heaven. We have a problem.

Don't be a dick. Listen to your sister.

Elena: Why don't you ever let anyone see the good in you?
Damon: When people see good they expect good. And I don't wanna live up to anyone's expectations.

Didn't you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?

Dead vampire is redundant.

Next time we compel him, we need to make him better at baseball.

You're good Stefan again. You're in control. You might get the girl, but you lose the edge.

Vampire-hating alter ego has a stake that could kill an entire line of vampires, possibly mine?!?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.