Damon Salvatore Quotes
I donated my body to science. Except it was against my will.
That's my brother Stefan. But I'd watch your tone with him because he's kind in the middle of a psychotic break.
Damon: I'm gonna barf.
Katherine: Great. Then my work here is done.
Listen, how I got this amazing body has nothing to do with science.
Hang on. I only count two doppelgangers. Where's Crazy Pants?
You want Doppleganger blood?!? I've got Dopplegangers coming out of my ears!
Elena: We have a situation.
Damon: Of the Doppleganger variety.
Elena, meet Crazy Pants. Crazy Pants, meet Elena.
It's called being secure. I can tell you believe in that by the way you wear your hair.
Put the damn crossbow down, Pocahontas.
Tessa: Buy you an I'm sorry drink?
Damon: More like an I'm sorry keg.
Guilt. Don't know it, but I've heard it can be a royal bitch.