Damon: You once told me that calling me "Satan" was an insult to Satan.
Caroline: Well... no one's perfect.

The nicest thing that Katherine Pierce will ever do is feed the maggots that feast upon her flesh.

Stefan: Define "out."
Damon: One who hovers and sticks his nose in other people's business. Wait... I was defining "annoying."

Alaric: You honestly think I'd leave Damon in charge and not look back?
Damon: He's talking about me, isn't he?
Jeremy: He says you're a dick.

Katherine Frickin Pierce can have a selfless moment, and I can't?

Matt: Who spends two years pining after a girl?
Damon: I can hear you, dumbass.

I donated my body to science. Except it was against my will.

That's my brother Stefan. But I'd watch your tone with him because he's kind in the middle of a psychotic break.

Damon: I'm gonna barf.
Katherine: Great. Then my work here is done.

Listen, how I got this amazing body has nothing to do with science.

Hang on. I only count two doppelgangers. Where's Crazy Pants?

You want Doppleganger blood?!? I've got Dopplegangers coming out of my ears!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

You are literally the best person I've ever known. And for me to think I could ever change you was giving me way too much credit and you way not enough… you're the good. And I need a little good in my life.

Damon [to Elena]