You know what they say about teenage suicide... don't do it.

Jeremy: Give me a stake. I'll kill Damon right now.
Damon: Easy, Van Helsing.

How does Klaus know anything? The guy's liked a billion years old.

Jeremy: What happened?
Damon: Long story. Buy the e-book.

Damon: You should have called Stefan.
Elena: I don't trust him right now.
Damon: P.S. I called Stefan.

Sure, Stefan. Since you asked, I'd be happy to go on a suicide mission with you for a potentially non-existent cure. No problem!

Is that where you've been all morning, out buying bossypants?

Since when do we team up with Klaus and the Lollipop Guild?

For someone who doesn't wanna be like me, you sure are good at it.

She IS a different person. She's a vampire. We're a predatory species.

You are a vampire now. You just need to be the right way to be one. And I'm gonna teach you.

Jeremy: I told you I could be a bad ass.
Damon: Bad asses don't say that.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Break out the popcorn, Blondie. Elena’s little sex romp isn’t over yet.

Enzo

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon