Silas: What I don't get is why she likes you.
Damon: That's because you haven't had sex with me.

Caroline: Damon. Towel. Knock!
Damon: Caroline. No one cares. No!

You do realize you are dating a reformed serial killer, right?

How is it even when you're dead you're the bane of my existence?

Stefan: I should be upstairs grooming my hero hair.
Damon: Are you drunk?
Stefan: I don't know, Mom, am I?

Damon: She's strong and crafty and you'll die.
Elena: At least I'll die trying.

Elena's only goal is to end Katherine's life. That isn't gonna magically go away with Pilates and a juice cleanse.

Damon: Is the old you read to come out and play?
Elena: Go to Hell.

Hindsight is almost a bigger bitch than you.

No sudden moves. No tricks, either. No Katherine-ing.

Stefan: Where is she now?
Damon: Maybe eating a hot dog... vendor.

You wanted to feed? I brought you to a city-sized buffet.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: Somewhere along the way, you decided I was worth saving. I wanted to thank you for that.
Elena: You're welcome.