Silas: What I don't get is why she likes you.
Damon: That's because you haven't had sex with me.

Caroline: Damon. Towel. Knock!
Damon: Caroline. No one cares. No!

You do realize you are dating a reformed serial killer, right?

How is it even when you're dead you're the bane of my existence?

Stefan: I should be upstairs grooming my hero hair.
Damon: Are you drunk?
Stefan: I don't know, Mom, am I?

Damon: She's strong and crafty and you'll die.
Elena: At least I'll die trying.

Elena's only goal is to end Katherine's life. That isn't gonna magically go away with Pilates and a juice cleanse.

Damon: Is the old you read to come out and play?
Elena: Go to Hell.

Hindsight is almost a bigger bitch than you.

No sudden moves. No tricks, either. No Katherine-ing.

Stefan: Where is she now?
Damon: Maybe eating a hot dog... vendor.

You wanted to feed? I brought you to a city-sized buffet.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

You are literally the best person I've ever known. And for me to think I could ever change you was giving me way too much credit and you way not enough… you're the good. And I need a little good in my life.

Damon [to Elena]