Don't be a dick. Listen to your sister.

Elena: Why don't you ever let anyone see the good in you?
Damon: When people see good they expect good. And I don't wanna live up to anyone's expectations.

Didn't you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?

Dead vampire is redundant.

Next time we compel him, we need to make him better at baseball.

You're good Stefan again. You're in control. You might get the girl, but you lose the edge.

Vampire-hating alter ego has a stake that could kill an entire line of vampires, possibly mine?!?

I gotta admit, even for me, it's a little kinky.

Damon: She's lonely, desperate.
Caroline: Clearly. She slept with you.

Damon: You know what they say: The way to a psycho killer's heart is through his stomach.

Stefan has built himself a delusional wagon that he repeatedly fallen off of.

Unless you're interested in a Sage/Rebekah sex sandwich I suggest you make yourself scarce.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

I believe in magic.

Shane

Caroline: You're gonna pretend to be a mother?
Mrs. Forbes: I'll bring my gun if it gets rough.