Damon Salvatore Quotes
Stefan: Katherine took the Cure?
Damon: You have a lot to catch up on, Stefan.
Play nice. Or I'm gonna revisit the deep, dark well idea.
I know I said it doesn't bother me that you have a psychic connection to your ex-boyfriend, but I don't need the play by the play.
Silas: What I don't get is why she likes you.
Damon: That's because you haven't had sex with me.
Caroline: Damon. Towel. Knock!
Damon: Caroline. No one cares. No!
You do realize you are dating a reformed serial killer, right?
How is it even when you're dead you're the bane of my existence?
Stefan: I should be upstairs grooming my hero hair.
Damon: Are you drunk?
Stefan: I don't know, Mom, am I?
Damon: She's strong and crafty and you'll die.
Elena: At least I'll die trying.
Elena's only goal is to end Katherine's life. That isn't gonna magically go away with Pilates and a juice cleanse.
Damon: Is the old you read to come out and play?
Elena: Go to Hell.
Hindsight is almost a bigger bitch than you.