Sage: Please don't tell me that you and Rebekah are friends.
Damon: Not unless you count hate sex.

Ric, the world can't stop just because you're an accidental serial killer.

Take him out for martinis, feed him some chicken soup. Don't let him kill anyone.

Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.

No more No Humanity Stefan. There's a road called recovery and we are on it.

Damon: Don't rile him up. He's testy when he's being self-righteous.
Stefan: I'm not being self-righteous Damon. I'm just not interested in slaughtering innocent human beings anymore.
Damon: Fair enough. My mistake. You used to be self-righteous.

I guess I could rip out Dr. False Accusation's throat.

Damon: Nineteen-twelve: Or, as I like to call it. The last time Mystic Falls had a serial killer on its hands.

I'm better at being the bad guy anyway.

Spend 146 years with someone you sort of start to pick up on their tells.

Stefan: Awful lot of effort for someone who pretends not to care about her anymore.
Damon: Pot, kettle, brother.

Stefan: She's better off without me? She's sure as Hell better off without you.
Damon: Fine. Neither one of us gets her.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

The best revenge is patient, cultivated. Nobody sees it coming until it's too late.

Enzo