Sorry to spoil your seven minutes in heaven. We have a problem.

Don't be a dick. Listen to your sister.

Elena: Why don't you ever let anyone see the good in you?
Damon: When people see good they expect good. And I don't wanna live up to anyone's expectations.

Didn't you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?

Dead vampire is redundant.

Next time we compel him, we need to make him better at baseball.

You're good Stefan again. You're in control. You might get the girl, but you lose the edge.

Vampire-hating alter ego has a stake that could kill an entire line of vampires, possibly mine?!?

I gotta admit, even for me, it's a little kinky.

Damon: She's lonely, desperate.
Caroline: Clearly. She slept with you.

Damon: You know what they say: The way to a psycho killer's heart is through his stomach.

Stefan has built himself a delusional wagon that he repeatedly fallen off of.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Elena: Why don't you ever let anyone see the good in you?
Damon: When people see good they expect good. And I don't wanna live up to anyone's expectations.

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon