Spend 146 years with someone you sort of start to pick up on their tells.

Stefan: Awful lot of effort for someone who pretends not to care about her anymore.
Damon: Pot, kettle, brother.

Stefan: She's better off without me? She's sure as Hell better off without you.
Damon: Fine. Neither one of us gets her.

Stefan: Klaus has to die. They all do.
Damon: See. It's democracy in action.

Why do you look like someone just show a panda bear?

Elena: If you're mad at me, Damon, you need to get over it.
Damon: Oh, I'm over it.

Damon: There's something you should know. Stefan didn't screw us over, well he screwed us over but he had a good reason. He saved Klaus to save me.
Elena: What? Why would he even do that?
Damon I don't know... I feel like such an idiot.
Elena: Why?
Damon: For thinking that for one second I wouldn't have to feel guilty anymore.
Elena: What are you talking about? Guilty for what?
Damon: For wanting what I want.

I get it. I care to much. How ironic is that?!?

Damon: I'm mad at you because I love you.
Elena: Well maybe that's the problem.

Damon: Can we go back in time to the old Stefan, who cared if Elena lived or died?
Stefan: What for? It's your job now.

Anyone else feeling a little used right now?

Stefan: I love her, Damon.
Damon: So do I.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

The best revenge is patient, cultivated. Nobody sees it coming until it's too late.

Enzo