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Damon: But remember back when you liked me, and we conspired to kill Mason Lockwood?
Alaric: Yeah. And?
Damon: I think he’s still a little pissed.

Tyler can't be helped, at least now while Klaus is alive. Which is, like, always.

Greetings, blondie. Witchie.

You know Stefan. Journaling. Reading. Shaping his hair.

Caroline: How do I fix him?
Damon: Get a new boyfriend.

No one's gonna hurt you, Elena. Especially not my brother.

I promise you. I will never leave you again.

Katherine: The Damon I remember wouldn't have been that stupid.
Damon: I wouldn't have done it for you.

Damon: You might have a concussion.
Jeremy: Thanks for the concern, dick.

Damon: Stop being cute.
Katherine: I can't help it.

Alaric: You killed me!
Damon: Ric, no hard feelings, alright? I was on a bit of a tear, and everyone was trying to tell me how to behave.
Alaric: Maybe they finally realized you’re a dick.

I am not Stefan. How about you stop trying to turn me into him?

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You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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