The Vampire Diaries

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Bonnie: What's going on with you two?
Damon: We kissed. Now it's weird.

Elena: You can't kiss me again... it's not right.
Damon: It's right. It's just not right now.

Alaric: Something's up with Elena. You know what it is?
Damon: I'm sure it starts with a Stef. And ends in an "an."

Alaric: Suddenly you care who lives or dies.
Damon: I have a small list.

Those hybrids. They're really bringing the neighborhood down.

Relax, brother. You want your hair to fall out?

I hate witches. They’re so fickle and passive aggressive.

Klaus: My sister has gone missing.
Damon: Cute. Blonde bombshell. Psycho. Shouldn't be too hard to find.

You go after Klaus, you're gonna have to be cut throat and devious. And I'm so much better at that than you.

Damon: My brother is sort of running his own show right now.
Elena: My brother just chopped of someone's head.

Damon: Take it from me: Strange is bad, dead is worse.

If I'm gonna feel guilty about something, I'm gonna feel guilty about this. [KISSES ELENA]

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.