Damon: I'm gonna go rip his head off now.
Stefan: You do that, Damon, and you risk exposing all of us.
Damon: Well I think the risk will be slightly diminished when I, you know, rip his head off.

Little mid-service snack. Church always gets me hungry. You know, whole blood of Christ thing.

We love visitors and the scenery is to die for... Oh. Funeral pun. Too soon.

Pick your meal. You've got Asian fusion... Mexican... What about some good old American comfort food?

Am I wearing my 'I blew up the Council' t-shirt?

Vampires eat people! It's part of the natural food period.

You better hope she's not a fan of Bambi.

I'm going to pretend like there's someone there because the alternative is too damn depressing.

Matt: You can't possibly hate me more than I hate myself.
Damon: Yes I can.

Yoohoo! Anybody home? Big bad vampire out here!

Perfect. We've narrowed it down to nowhere.

We all know the way. You feed or you die, there is no door #3.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Dear Elena, yes you heard that correctly. Hell has frozen over. I'm writing it all down. Granted, I'm half a bottle in thanks to my 1950 Chateau Cheval Blanc, a bottle I waited 65 years to open. I used to spend nights sitting in my wine cellar convincing myself I could hear it age, tannins growing, fermenting, but appreciating its beauty didn't make time go by any faster. The bottle just laid there on its shelf, torturing me while I waited for Katherine and time stood still. Eventually I convinced myself that no sip of that wine could ever taste as good as I dreamt it would. And that is the story of why I drink bourbon. I don't know who I am without you, but I know that as long as I'm with you, time will stand still. So who is Damon Salvatore without Elena Gilbert? A selfish friend, a jealous brother, a horrible son? Or maybe with a little luck, I'll do right by you. Because you may be a thousand miles away or a hundred years away, but you're still here with me and my heart is right there in that coffin with you. Until you come back to me.

Damon