Damon Salvatore Quotes
If I had a dollar for every time some evil vampire surprised me.
Damon: I killed you. You were dead.
Elijah: For centuries now.
Get your ass out the door before I throw you over my shoulder and carry you out myself.
It's a plan. Is it perfect? What plan is?
Damon: I'd rather poke my eyes out.
Katherine: They're such pretty eyes.
Elena: Sound like you guys already have it all planned out.
Damon: Yup, we're awesome!
If you're setting me up in anyway, I will rip your heart out and shove it own your throat. Something I'm very good at.
Rose: Being in love with your brother's girlfriend must be difficult.
Damon: I'm not in love with anyone.
Rose: Wanna try that again?
Damon: She's in denial.
Stefan: Shut up, Damon.
Elena: The oldest vampire in the history of time is coming after me?
Damon: We're looking at a solid... maybe.
I need to say it once. You need to hear it. I love you, Elena.
Damon: Elena know you've been drinking blood.
Stefan: I've been drinking hers.
Damon: How romantic.