I like being a living dead person.

I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message.

Stefan is different. He wants to be human. He wants to feel every episode of How I Met Your Mother.

Alaric: She threatened to go on a killing spree.
Damon: I take it that's not okay with you guys?

Damon: You successfully cured him of anything interesting about his personality.
Elena: Remember who helped me.
Damon: I hate myself.

You brood too much... My actions, they belong to me. I own them.

Damon: It is a whole new world.
Stefan: We can explore it together.

What did you think you were gonna find? Isobel with a cigar and slippers?

Let's not kill anyone tonight. Your words. Just pointing that out.

Alaric: Can we not kill anyone tonight, please?
Damon: You just brought me along for my company.

Stefan likes puppy blood... little Golden Retriever blood with floppy ears. That's his favorite.

Damon: How'd you get this number?
Alaric: It's on the street.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

He's your first love. I intend to be your last. However long it takes.

Klaus [to Caroline]