We're not that desperate, Stefan. The guy tried to barbecue me!

Rose: It doesn't mean I can't be a special friend.
Damon: I think I like you.

Damon: You sure you can do that?
Rose: I don't love men that love other women. I think more of myself then that.

Jessica: Are you gonna hurt me?
Damon: I'm not sure

I'm not human. And I miss it. I miss it more than anything in the world. That is my secret.

I'm lost... metaphorically, existentially.

I feel, Elena. And it sucks.

Rose: I miss being human.
Damon: Humanity's not all it's cracked up to be.

You went on a murderous rampage. It happens.

Stefan: There's a lot of people here.
Damon: Damn. There goes my plan to rip her spleen through her back.

Death happens. We come. We go. The sooner she dies, the better. It's gloomy as hell in here.

If you're gonna be maudlin, I'm gonna kill you myself. Just to put me out of your misery.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.