John, whatever I can do to help make this town safe. Even if it means spending time with you.

Stefan: I'm clean.
Damon: You're lying.
Stefan: Believe what you want.

You're playing house with half a tomb of really pissed off vampire. What did you think was gonna happen?

You seem awfully chipper lately. Less doom and gloom. More pep in your step.

We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis.

Alaric: You think John knew Isobel?
Damon: I think John knows a lot of things.

Damon: You probably ingest vervain, right
John: Why don't you take a bite? Find out.

Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?

Stefan: I really liked you better when you hated everybody.
Damon: I still do. I just love that they love me.

Elena: How long until he's back to normal.
Damon: A few days, give or take.
Elena: It's been a few days.
Damon: Give then? I don't know.

I haven't hunted a human in... God, way too long.

Turn it up a little bit. It's not annoying yet.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Hey, Blondie. Today isn't the worst day of your life. Today and tomorrow, it's a cakewalk. There'll be people around you day in and day out like they're afraid to leave you alone. The worst day? That's next week when there's nothing but quiet. Just a heads up.

Damon