If you're setting me up in anyway, I will rip your heart out and shove it own your throat. Something I'm very good at.

Rose: Being in love with your brother's girlfriend must be difficult.
Damon: I'm not in love with anyone.
Rose: Wanna try that again?

Damon: She's in denial.
Stefan: Shut up, Damon.

Elena: The oldest vampire in the history of time is coming after me?
Damon: We're looking at a solid... maybe.

I need to say it once. You need to hear it. I love you, Elena.

Damon: Elena know you've been drinking blood.
Stefan: I've been drinking hers.
Damon: How romantic.

The elephant in the room lets out a mighty roar.

Can we not do the whole road trip bonding thing? The cliche of it all makes me itch.

Stefan: You're coming with me?
Damon: It's Elena.

Damon: The second the spell is lifted, I'm gonna drive a stake right through your heart.
Katherine: God, you're heart. When did you get so hot?

Katherine: Have I mentioned how inconvenient your obsession for me as been?
Damon: You and me both, honey.

Katherine: So, here we are: the brother who loved me too much and the only who didn't love me enough.
Damon: And the evil slut vampire who only loved herself.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.