We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis.

Alaric: You think John knew Isobel?
Damon: I think John knows a lot of things.

Damon: You probably ingest vervain, right
John: Why don't you take a bite? Find out.

Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?

Stefan: I really liked you better when you hated everybody.
Damon: I still do. I just love that they love me.

Elena: How long until he's back to normal.
Damon: A few days, give or take.
Elena: It's been a few days.
Damon: Give then? I don't know.

I haven't hunted a human in... God, way too long.

Turn it up a little bit. It's not annoying yet.

Damon [to Alaric]: Guess what? Everyone hates me. But you can't deny: we were bad ass!

If I had a good side, not a way to get on it.

Alaric: She's human.
Damon: And I'm not. So I don't care.

I get it. He's the reason you live. His love lifts you up where you belong.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Elena: Why don't you ever let anyone see the good in you?
Damon: When people see good they expect good. And I don't wanna live up to anyone's expectations.

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon