Damon Salvatore Quotes
Damon: Somewhere along the way, you decided I was worth saving. I wanted to thank you for that.
Elena: You're welcome.
Damon: I'm not a hero, Elena. I don't do good. It's not in me.
Elena: Maybe it is.
Life sucks either way, Jeremy. At least if you're a vampire, you don't have to feel bad about it if you don't want to.
Damon: You have no sense of humor.
Stefan: I have no sense of Damon humor.
It's Founder's Day. I'm here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl.
Jeremy: Let go of me before I cause a scene.
Damon: You'd be unconscious before you got a word out.
Elena : I think you should stop with the flirty little comments and the eye thing you do.
Damon: What eye thing?
Elena: Don't make me regret being your friend.
Stefan: What proof do you have?
Damon: I don't need proof. That's between Elena, John, Maury and a DNA test.
I like being a living dead person.
I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message.
Stefan is different. He wants to be human. He wants to feel every episode of How I Met Your Mother.
Alaric: She threatened to go on a killing spree.
Damon: I take it that's not okay with you guys?