Damon: Elena's phone?
Stefan: Where is she?!?

Elena: This is kidnapping.
Damon: That's a little mellodramatic, don't you think?

I don't side with anyone. You piss me off. I want you dead.

I was ambushed. I was shot. Now, I'm vengeful.

Logan: I'm inflicted.
Damon: Welcome to the club.

Damon: You have to be invited me.
Logan: I live alone.
Damon: That sucks.

Stefan: How are we supposed to find this person?
Damon: Let the adults handle this stuff.

We're a team. We could travel the world together. We could try out for The Amazing Race!

Stefan: You're blaming innocent people for something that happened 145 years ago.
Damon: No one here is innocent!

Damon: I could rip your heart out and not think twice about it.
Stefan: I've heard that before.

Damon: What are we doing here?
Stefan: Bonding.

Bonnie: I'm gonna scream.
Damon: No. Don't do that. Let's stay on point.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

The best revenge is patient, cultivated. Nobody sees it coming until it's too late.

Enzo