I've been marked. What the Hell kind of wolf pronoun stuff is that anyway?

A) He can't do anything about it and B) what I just said.

Elena: Do you think this is funny?
Damon: Yes, Elena, I find hilarity in the lengths I need to go to to save your life

I've been dead before. I got over it.

Elena is on a martyr tear that rivals even if you're greatest hits.

Stefan: Promise me, whatever happens, you'll protect her.
Damon: Promise.

If I had a dollar for every time some evil vampire surprised me.

Damon: I killed you. You were dead.
Elijah: For centuries now.

Get your ass out the door before I throw you over my shoulder and carry you out myself.

It's a plan. Is it perfect? What plan is?

Damon: I'd rather poke my eyes out.
Katherine: They're such pretty eyes.

Elena: Sound like you guys already have it all planned out.
Damon: Yup, we're awesome!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.