The only one I can count on is... me.

Damn, you're strong for a little thing.

Damon: Is she hot?
Jeremy: Yeah, but she can be weird.
Damon: Hot trumps hot.

If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.

I really like this whole menage a team thing. It has a bit of a kink to it.

Stefan: He posed as a pizza delivery boy last night.
Damon: Well, he gets points for that.

Bonnie: You tried to kill me.
Damon: But I didn't... does that not count for anything?

Stefan: I'm talking about Atlanta.
Damon: Oh yeah. We had a blast!

Stefan: I could help you.
Damon: You? Help me? Seems a little unnatural.

You're not the worst company in the world, Elena.

Vampires can't procreate... though we love to try.

It's not like we all hang out together at the vamp bar and grill.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

The best revenge is patient, cultivated. Nobody sees it coming until it's too late.

Enzo