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Damon: Why are you so mean to me?
Lexi: Have you met you?

Elena: You did this. This is your fault.
Damon: You confuse me with someone with remorse.

Come on Vicki. Live a little. No pun intended.

She's been couped up in your room all day. She's not Anne Frank.

Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn't have to be.

Vicki: You did this to me out of boredom?
Damon: It's one of the pitfalls of eternity.

Elena: If you wanted me dead, I'd be dead.
Damon: Yes.
Elena: But I'm not.
Damon: Yet.

I say snatch, eat, erase!

Tyler: Screw you, dude.
Damon: Dude? Really? Dude?!?

Is it skunk? Saint Bernard? Bambi?

Damon: That girl is gonna thank me for what I did to her.
Elena: Did you thank Katherine?

Damon: I think I know what can help you.
Vicki: What's that?
Damon: Death.

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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