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Elena, meet Crazy Pants. Crazy Pants, meet Elena.

It's called being secure. I can tell you believe in that by the way you wear your hair.

Put the damn crossbow down, Pocahontas.

Tessa: Buy you an I'm sorry drink?
Damon: More like an I'm sorry keg.

Guilt. Don't know it, but I've heard it can be a royal bitch.

Why do you suck so badly at killing yourself?

I don't speak crazy person Jer, you're gonna have to translate that for me.

You took one philosophy class and now you're the queen of nature versus nurture?

Stefan: Katherine took the Cure?
Damon: You have a lot to catch up on, Stefan.

Play nice. Or I'm gonna revisit the deep, dark well idea.

I know I said it doesn't bother me that you have a psychic connection to your ex-boyfriend, but I don't need the play by the play.

Silas: What I don't get is why she likes you.
Damon: That's because you haven't had sex with me.

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Elena: Why don't you ever let anyone see the good in you?
Damon: When people see good they expect good. And I don't wanna live up to anyone's expectations.

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