Damon Salvatore Quotes (Page 4)
Season 3, Episode 9: "Homecoming"
Damon: I am forming a secret contingency plan.
Elena: What is it?
Damon: If I told you, it wouldn't a secret.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 8: "Ordinary People"
Damon: I went behind your back. I freed Stefan. And you know what? It backfired. He’s an even bigger d**k than ever. It’s just, now, he’s a d**k that’s on our side.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Stefan: It’s precision born out of tragic boredom.
Damon: All that effort wasted trying to tell you how boring you were and you finally agree with me?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Damon: Careful, Stefan, your manhood is showing.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Stefan: What's the point of the jailbreak?
Damon: I thought you needed a hug, Stefan
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Damon: I happen to like the edge, Stefan. Your problem is your inability to resist falling over it.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Elena: How does he look?
Damon: Pasty and pouty.
Elena: He'll have to get over it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 7: "Ghost World"
Damon: You’re right. I didn’t have to kill you. I do a lot of things I don’t have to do.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Alaric: You’re going to recycle that same crap-ass apology you gave to Mason Lockwood?
Damon: Yeah, well. I didn’t mean it with him.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Damon: But remember back when you liked me, and we conspired to kill Mason Lockwood?
Alaric: Yeah. And?
Damon: I think he’s still a little pissed.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
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