Huh. You know? You look a lot like my girlfriend and her three doppelgängers.

You made a wrong turn, brother. This isn’t some hell survivor support group.

Julian: You’ve driven away every soul who has ever cared for you.
Damon: I guess I’ll have to cuddle up next to the fire with all my rage.

What happened to your Hero Hair campaign to protect Mystic Falls?

I have no desire to kill Caroline. I mean, not since the last time I tried. I think we can all agree that was a huge misunderstanding.

Damon: You telling me my brother is still stuck in here and you brought me out first?
Bonnie: That didn’t sound like even a glimmer of a thank you…

Well, it’s not like I was expecting a parade, but where’s my parade?

This PTSD puppet show wouldn’t happen to be, by chance, a ploy to get me to feel remorse for your pointless death, would it? Because it ain’t working, Mama.

Mom, I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. Give me a chance to make it right. Give me a chance to let you love me. Okay?

Okay, this vervain stings like a bitch and this family drama makes the prospect of Hell look like Disneyland. So, please, one swift stab straight through the heart. Let's get this over with.

I'm only here because Stefan's a mama's boy and I don't want the silent treatment for the next century.

Bastard links his life to my mom's and then engages in a duel. What is this, Hamlet community theatre?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.