First of all, don't nickname. That's my thing.

Damon [to Bonnie]: Did you ever think for one second that it's you being negative reacting to my natural self negatively?
Bonnie: You're ridiculous.
Damon: No I'm consistent.

Why isn't there any booze in this empty retro-ville?

I definitely blew that up about an hour ago.

Can't Luke whip up a batch of herbs with Bonnie flavor?

Elena Gilbert is the epitome of a fulfilled life.

You are by far the greatest thing that ever happened to me in my 173 years on this earth.

I will make it back to you. I promise.

You have Elena participating in squirrel slaughter?

Elena: What was that for?
Damon: I had a really crappy day and I needed it.

I’d blame it on the spirit of Bill Forbes, but I don’t think you’re his type.

Elena: Have a little respect for the dead?
Damon: I respect that he’s dead, how about that?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Elena: Damon!
Damon: I'm not gonna hurt him, Elena. I'm the good guy now, remember?
Elena: What does that mean?
Damon: I'm gonna have a civil conversation with your father.

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon