Damon Salvatore Quotes
Donovan, that badge does not take away the fact that you are human. Please don't commit suicide by Heretic tonight.
Bonnie, you are officially the most terrifying person I know.
Stefan: Three. That's the number of people Caroline and I have saved. Barely.
Damon: So, did you call just to brag, or...?
Nora: You reek of blood.
Damon: Well...I've been binging.
Stefan: And I've been judging.
Lily: Damon, if you have harmed Oscar in any way--
Damon: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not my first hostage swap.
Lily: I was supposed to be dead.
Damon: And I was supposed to be your son.
Aw, my besties are buds again. Let's go make a deal.
Damon: So, who's up for a little old fashioned hostage swap?
Alaric: Does agreeing to go mean you putting on pants?
[to Bonnie] So, about how long do we have before this evil engulfs the world? I'm just trying to plan my week.
Stefan: You killed him, didn't you?
Damon: Tyler? No. Jeremy once, but are we really bringing that up right now?
Bonnie: Do you have any idea how long three seconds are in a life or death situation?
Damon: In the first second, I thought how amazing it would feel to have Elena in my arms again. By second number two, I had kissed her. And by the third, I remembered you're my best friend and that if anything ever happened to you, I would lose my mind. So yes, Bonnie, I do know how long three seconds are.
Bonnie: Just checking...
Damon: I will wait for her. And you're going to help me. You're stuck with me too.
Stefan hangs up his hero hair for the girl. And here I thought my future was bleak.