Damon Salvatore Quotes
Elena: Have a little respect for the dead?
Damon: I respect that he’s dead, how about that?
Markos has a good week or two in the land of the living. Now, where is he so I can kill him?
Liv has a twin? Is it possible for there to just be one of someone around here?
Damon: So, sex dreams about my brother.
Elena: That’s one way to change the subject.
Damon: Well, figured I’d skip the uncomfortable parts.
All I know is that right now I wanna rip your clothes off right here in the middle of this hall and throw you in one of these classrooms and kiss every square inch of your body, while a bunch of people who drive minivans listen wishing they were us.
Need I remind you that Jeremy once had an affair with a ghost? The only thing that was missing was a sappy love song and a pottery wheel.
It's difficult to explain to your brother that you just broke up with the former love of his life and then broke the bed.
I killed him to convince myself that you were right, that I was the type of person who could kill in cold blood and I was never gonna change.
Damon: The second we're cured of this and don't wanna rip each other's heads off, I am gonna hunt you down and give you the most mind blowing night of your life.
Elena: I think I can schedule you in.
Katherine: I'm the one who taught you how to love.
Damon: I'll see you in Hell, Katherine.
What's up, Doc?
Tyler: You're a joke, Damon.
Damon: Says the guy pining for the girl who slept with Klaus.