I definitely blew that up about an hour ago.

Can't Luke whip up a batch of herbs with Bonnie flavor?

Elena Gilbert is the epitome of a fulfilled life.

You are by far the greatest thing that ever happened to me in my 173 years on this earth.

I will make it back to you. I promise.

You have Elena participating in squirrel slaughter?

Elena: What was that for?
Damon: I had a really crappy day and I needed it.

I’d blame it on the spirit of Bill Forbes, but I don’t think you’re his type.

Elena: Have a little respect for the dead?
Damon: I respect that he’s dead, how about that?

Markos has a good week or two in the land of the living. Now, where is he so I can kill him?

Liv has a twin? Is it possible for there to just be one of someone around here?

Damon: So, sex dreams about my brother.
Elena: That’s one way to change the subject.
Damon: Well, figured I’d skip the uncomfortable parts.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


When 9 Russians tell you you're drunk, you lie down.

Enzo [to Bonnie]