Damon: I'm gonna barf.
Katherine: Great. Then my work here is done.

Listen, how I got this amazing body has nothing to do with science.

Hang on. I only count two doppelgangers. Where's Crazy Pants?

You want Doppleganger blood?!? I've got Dopplegangers coming out of my ears!

Elena: We have a situation.
Damon: Of the Doppleganger variety.

Elena, meet Crazy Pants. Crazy Pants, meet Elena.

It's called being secure. I can tell you believe in that by the way you wear your hair.

Put the damn crossbow down, Pocahontas.

Tessa: Buy you an I'm sorry drink?
Damon: More like an I'm sorry keg.

Guilt. Don't know it, but I've heard it can be a royal bitch.

Why do you suck so badly at killing yourself?

I don't speak crazy person Jer, you're gonna have to translate that for me.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Elena: Damon!
Damon: I'm not gonna hurt him, Elena. I'm the good guy now, remember?
Elena: What does that mean?
Damon: I'm gonna have a civil conversation with your father.

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon