Damon Salvatore Quotes
Well I'm no doctor, but this guy is screwed.
Liz: I paid extra for this room to be a single.
Damon: You clearly underestimate the number of women who would die to spend the night with me.
Liz: Well I'm not dead yet.
Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...
Caroline: Let me get you another blanket.
Damon: So you can literally smother her?
[to Alaric] That's it? We're gonna kill bad guys together and you're not even going to talk to me?
Is that what you people think of me? That I just instantly resort to violence?
Well, Beavis and Butthead are on the lookout. Anyone else brimming with confidence?
Elena: Everything you've been doing for Bonnie...thank you.
Damon: She'd do it for us.
Elena: I'm sorry I compelled away the memories. They were only half mine.
Damon: We'll make new ones.
She had hope. For both of us. She's the reason I survived, the reason I made it out. Who knew? It turns out you spend time with someone and don't kill them you actually become friends. I'm doing this for Bonnie, Elena, not you.
We have Nirvana, Nine Inch Nails, Boyz II Men...Stefan's.
Damon: Kai? If you so much as hurt one hair on her annoying little witch head-
Bonnie: That was so sweet. Why'd you have to ruin it by calling me annoying?