The Vampire Diaries

Damon Salvatore Quotes (Page 8)

Damon: I'd offer you a drink, but Katherine tells me you're more of a vampire-on-the-rocks kind of guy.
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Damon: Do you trust me?
Elena: Yes.
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Damon: It's very Katherine of you.
Elena: Not the way to make me feel better about myself.
Damon: It was a compliment. Sort of.
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Damon: I am forming a secret contingency plan.
Elena: What is it?
Damon: If I told you, it wouldn't a secret.
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Damon: I went behind your back. I freed Stefan. And you know what? It backfired. He’s an even bigger d**k than ever. It’s just, now, he’s a d**k that’s on our side.
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Stefan: It’s precision born out of tragic boredom.
Damon: All that effort wasted trying to tell you how boring you were and you finally agree with me?
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Damon: Careful, Stefan, your manhood is showing.
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Stefan: What's the point of the jailbreak?
Damon: I thought you needed a hug, Stefan
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Damon: I happen to like the edge, Stefan. Your problem is your inability to resist falling over it.
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Elena: How does he look?
Damon: Pasty and pouty.
Elena: He'll have to get over it.
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