You want Doppleganger blood?!? I've got Dopplegangers coming out of my ears!

Elena: We have a situation.
Damon: Of the Doppleganger variety.

Elena, meet Crazy Pants. Crazy Pants, meet Elena.

It's called being secure. I can tell you believe in that by the way you wear your hair.

Put the damn crossbow down, Pocahontas.

Tessa: Buy you an I'm sorry drink?
Damon: More like an I'm sorry keg.

Guilt. Don't know it, but I've heard it can be a royal bitch.

Why do you suck so badly at killing yourself?

I don't speak crazy person Jer, you're gonna have to translate that for me.

You took one philosophy class and now you're the queen of nature versus nurture?

Stefan: Katherine took the Cure?
Damon: You have a lot to catch up on, Stefan.

Play nice. Or I'm gonna revisit the deep, dark well idea.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

He's your first love. I intend to be your last. However long it takes.

Klaus [to Caroline]

Stefan Salvatore. Why Stefan? Why didn't you go for Damon? Or do you enjoy them both? Like Katherine did.

Isobel