Damon: Is the old you read to come out and play?
Elena: Go to Hell.

Hindsight is almost a bigger bitch than you.

No sudden moves. No tricks, either. No Katherine-ing.

Stefan: Where is she now?
Damon: Maybe eating a hot dog... vendor.

You wanted to feed? I brought you to a city-sized buffet.

Life sucks when you're ordinary. And what makes you exactly not like them? You're a vampire. You take that cure and become human? You're no one, nothing. Trust me, losing that cure was the best damn thing that ever happened to you.

She's a vampire, off switch is one of the biggest perks.

Unless you're a blonde, Bennett Witch or Doppleganger, I suggest you steer clear.

Do I look like I know anything about tattoos? Look at my skin. It's flawless.

Life sucks. Get a helmet.

Shane: I'll stay here to make sure she's safe.
Damon: I'll stay here to make sure you're not lying.

Everything changes tomorrow. It'll be all unicorns and rainbows.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Hey, Blondie. Today isn't the worst day of your life. Today and tomorrow, it's a cakewalk. There'll be people around you day in and day out like they're afraid to leave you alone. The worst day? That's next week when there's nothing but quiet. Just a heads up.

Damon