Damon Salvatore Quotes
Elena Gilbert is the epitome of a fulfilled life.
You are by far the greatest thing that ever happened to me in my 173 years on this earth.
I will make it back to you. I promise.
You have Elena participating in squirrel slaughter?
Elena: What was that for?
Damon: I had a really crappy day and I needed it.
I’d blame it on the spirit of Bill Forbes, but I don’t think you’re his type.
Elena: Have a little respect for the dead?
Damon: I respect that he’s dead, how about that?
Markos has a good week or two in the land of the living. Now, where is he so I can kill him?
Liv has a twin? Is it possible for there to just be one of someone around here?
Damon: So, sex dreams about my brother.
Elena: That’s one way to change the subject.
Damon: Well, figured I’d skip the uncomfortable parts.
All I know is that right now I wanna rip your clothes off right here in the middle of this hall and throw you in one of these classrooms and kiss every square inch of your body, while a bunch of people who drive minivans listen wishing they were us.
Need I remind you that Jeremy once had an affair with a ghost? The only thing that was missing was a sappy love song and a pottery wheel.