Hawaii Five-0

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Because of one day, my daughter will never know what it's like to board a plan without being groped or harassed for 45 minutes.

Danny: So the question is, did he work alone or with someone?
Steve: No, terrorist don't work alone, they work in cells. That way if one guy goes down, his buddy comes in and finishes the job.
Danny: You just said the T word.
Steve: Does this look like the end of something to you? Because to me this is just the beginning.

Ok, it looks like the Manson family through a party in here.

Danny: What's "The Notebook"
Steve: You're going to hate it.
Danny: It can't be that bad
Steve: Yeah.

Danny: A guy uses a knife with this symbol on it to cut out a girl's organs; what does that mean?
Steve: This was a ritualistic murder.

True fact, nothing good has ever happened in an alley after midnight.

Kono: Okay, so let me get this straight. You believe in psychics but you don't believe in ghosts.
Danny: That is correct.

Danny: So what, she breaks into your house and she starts cooking?
Steve: Yeah, pretty much.

Danny: If that thing gets near you, you punch it in the nose. Trust
Steve: I'm not going to punch it in the nose.
Danny: You punch it in the nose or it eats your hands. I know these things.

Have you seen shark week? I don't want to be on shark week.

Steve: It's not a boat, it's a dingy
Danny: I stand corrected; we are in a slowly leaking dingy!

Steve: Set the Hook!
Danny: Stop the backseat fishing!

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

As soon as Deb told me what her nephew did, I knew we would have a problem.

Leonard

Honey, I know you are worried about me, but I can take care of myself. I know from dissappointment.

Aunt Deb