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Danny: A guy uses a knife with this symbol on it to cut out a girl's organs; what does that mean?
Steve: This was a ritualistic murder.

True fact, nothing good has ever happened in an alley after midnight.

Kono: Okay, so let me get this straight. You believe in psychics but you don't believe in ghosts.
Danny: That is correct.

Danny: So what, she breaks into your house and she starts cooking?
Steve: Yeah, pretty much.

Danny: If that thing gets near you, you punch it in the nose. Trust
Steve: I'm not going to punch it in the nose.
Danny: You punch it in the nose or it eats your hands. I know these things.

Have you seen shark week? I don't want to be on shark week.

Steve: It's not a boat, it's a dingy
Danny: I stand corrected; we are in a slowly leaking dingy!

Steve: Set the Hook!
Danny: Stop the backseat fishing!

Steve: Time out, I thought the mission today was to get you your first tuna
Danny: Why does everything have to be a mission?
Steve: . The goal was to help you catch an Ahi.
Danny: There's no goal, there's no mission; we're just fishing. We have a couple of laughs, maybe we catch a fish, maybe we don't

Steve: Why do they always run?
Danny: Because I believe they hope the person chasing them ends up wrapped around a telephone pole.

[looks sick] Why did you boil his face off Max?

Danny: Did you hear about the art gallery robbery?
March: I've been here all morning!
Danny: That was not an accusation.
March: Sorry, habit.

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Chin Ho: You ok Max?
Max: [drops make-shift dagger and nods]

This is really good news. I mean, you're human. Who knew?

Danno
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