Steve: Sitting on the couch with a pizza watching Miracle on 34th Street is not a plan.
Danny: Christmas with the McGarrett's is something you can miss.
Steve: That's right.
Danny: I'm just curious, what do you do? Give out subscriptions to Guns and Ammo, grenades as stocking stuffers?

Danny: But being a law enforcement office, I do know a thing or two about tax evasion. So what say make it an even 170 and forget the whole dropping the price for cash conversion ever happened?
Fast Freddie: Deal.

Kamekona: Because the seller is a white guy and you both speak the same language.
Danny: You mean English?
Kamekona : Yeah.

Grace: I got something for you.
Danny: yeah what?
Grace: My wilderness survival patch. I want you to have it.
Danny: This is the best gift you're every given me. Thank you. I love you so much.
Grace: I told you, you can do anything.

Grace: I talked to Lucy today. She's happy to be home. She said one day she's going to marry Uncle Steve when she grows up.
Danny: You're not going to hold that against her.

Steve: How's your arm?
Danny: It also hates camping.

You didn't happen to see by chance which way they were headed before you go shot and blown off this cliff, did ya?

Danny: You're going back with the girls. You're not coming with me.
Madeline: Oh, and you're planning on what? Finding your buddy with the power of your mind? You need me.
Danny: I'm pretty sure I don't need you. Thanks though.
Madeline: Which ways north.
Danny: I know which way north is.
Madeline: Lie. How you start a fire without matches. How are you going to find fresh water?
What if you run into a bear?
Danny: What. Bears? They got bears in there?
Madeline: The fact that you don't know that reason enough for me to go.

Danny: I'm really, really, sorry that your camping trip got spoiled. I'm going to make it up to you, I promise.
Grace: What about Lucy?
Danny: I'm going to do my best, my absolute best to find Lucy.
Grace: I know you will. You can do anything.

Steve: I'm going to teach these how to kill and gut a pig tonight Danny.
Danny: That's actually a horror film.

Danny: What are the odds I get her phone number?
Steve: Zero.
Danny: Ah.

I'm only going to say this once; you might be right about Olivia Victor.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

So, our Torch is an exterminator. Anybody else see the irony in that?

Grover

Steve McGarrett: Book him, Kono.
Danny Williams: Oh! Where's the love?