Work with you is harrowing enough. I don't need you hunting me for sport.

Hope you had a fantastic evening, the nice gentlemen with the hats and the guns are going to take you to jail.

Steve McGarrett: You got your belt on?
Danny Williams: Of course I got my belt on, you're driving.

Steve McGarrett: What kind of sick bastard kills a cop in cold blood?
Danny Williams: One with a serious grudge.

Danny Williams: Keoki had a lot of friends, huh?
Steve McGarrett: Yeah. Good men always do.

The fact is idiots, with guns, kill people.

Steve McGarrett: You were worried about me?
Danny Williams: Worried? I was worried about my car.

Danny Williams: I had a pretty good life in New Jersey. And then, I came here. And it wasn't exactly a fit. The sun, the sand...I mean, I can't even get a decent slice of pizza.
Judge: Get to your point, Detective Williams.
Danny Williams: Okay, I hate this place. I apologize, but I do. But I was willing to put up with it because this is where my daughter is. And now her mother wants to move again. And I can't go through with that. Not to Vegas, not anywhere. Because this is my home. This is our home.

Danny Williams: I thought nobody wore a tie in Hawaii.
Steve McGarrett: No, they don't, but it's a special day, so I thought I'd wear one. Plus, I'm wearing my dress blues. They'll make me walk the plank if I don't wear a tie with my dress blues.
Danny Williams: Why do they call 'em blues if they're black?
Steve McGarrett: I know they're black! I never...I dunno.

You delivered her to the congressman like a pizza.

Josh the Congressional Aide: And as far as murder goes-
Danny Williams: Let me guess...he's completely against it?

Steve McGarrett: What's the congressman's position on dead hookers found in his bed?
Danny Williams: STRANGLED dead hookers?

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Kid, you don't need a P.I., you need a therapist.

Mick Logan

Michael Noshimuri: He went to see Sato, didn't he?
Kono Kalakaua: Who the hell is Sato?