Darryl Philbin Quotes (Page 3)
Season 6, Episode 20: "Happy Hour"
Darryl: So, the guy shows me the deck he's built. And I'm like, I'll call this a deck if it'll make you happy, but this is just a porch without a roof.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 19: "New Leads"
Darryl: You need to get back on top.
Michael Scott: That's what she said.
• Rating: Unrated
Michael: The sales department smashed my sandwich?
Darryl: Yes - all of them together. It's a conspiracy.
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Season 6, Episode 18: "St. Patrick's Day"
Michael: Very nice!
Darryl: Not bad, huh?
Michael: A real hoop dream story you got there.
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Michael: Oh man, you seem to have caught Jo's eye. How'd you make that happen?
Darryl: I impressed her with my good ideas.
Michael: Mm-hmm! Seriously. How'd you do it.
Darryl: I made a suggestion at the meeting that was good. You were there...
Michael: How do I put this delicately... Does her family owe your family something? In terms of a past injustice.
Darryl: Now Mike I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. So I can learn about this tiny television.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 13: "Secret Santa"
Oscar: Is Matt around? I got his check.
Darryl: Uh, Matt is on a delivery. Just leave it here, I'll take it.
Oscar: Ah, I'll just... wait for him.
Darryl: Matt's a pretty good-looking dude, don't you think?
Oscar: I'll just leave it here with you.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 8: "Koi Pond"
Darryl: You're not as scary as Bookface over there.
Jim: Yes. I am the popular social networking site known as Bookface.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: Kids, just remember, suicide is never the answer. Alright? It is the easy way out. You are not alone. [gives the thumbs up]
Darryl: What the hell is wrong with you?
Michael: Who wants candy?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 2: "The Meeting"
Darryl: Toby! Dwight! You come to my house? Bust up my trash cans? Call my baby sister an a$$hole and tell her to eat dog food?
Dwight: We thought she was you.
Darryl: How would you think a lady is me?
Dwight: [pause] Are you serious? Because you look exactly alike?
Toby: I don't see it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 19: "Golden Ticket"
Michael: Sir. I placed a bunch of golden tickets into five separate boxes and some how they all ended up with Blue Cross. How does this happen?
Darryl: Were the boxes near each other?
Michael: Irrelevant.
Darryl: I put three pallets on the truck to Blue Cross once a week. They use a lot of paper.
Michael: OK, I'm going to ask you something and I want you to be honest. What is a pallet?
• Rating: Unrated
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