Dwight: How do I apply?
Gabe: You have to be a minority.
Dwight: Uh, glasses wearers? Cholera survivors? Geniuses? Non-organic family farmers? The list goes on and on you want me to keep going?
Gabe: Those don't really count. We're thinking more, ethnic and racial minorities.
Dwight: Come here, come here. Ten seconds ago this guy was driving a forklift, OK? Now all of a sudden he's Cinderella of the office. What are you guys thinking?
Darryl: I like the sound of this. Maybe someday I'll be sitting in Michael's chair. Wouldn't that be something.


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The Office Season 6 Episode 23 Quotes

Michael is having a hard time with the gender part of Spanish. So, I told him to mark everything with the international symbol for gender and, um... [holds up sticky notes with male and female... genitalia drawn on them] I should have been more specific.

Oscar

Just once, I'd like to be a puppet master and have nothing go wrong. Is that too much to ask?

Dwight