How do I apply? You have to be a minority. Uh, glasses weare...
Dwight: How do I apply?
Gabe: You have to be a minority.
Dwight: Uh, glasses wearers? Cholera survivors? Geniuses? Non-organic family farmers? The list goes on and on you want me to keep going?
Gabe: Those don't really count. We're thinking more, ethnic and racial minorities.
Dwight: Come here, come here. Ten seconds ago this guy was driving a forklift, OK? Now all of a sudden he's Cinderella of the office. What are you guys thinking?
Darryl: I like the sound of this. Maybe someday I'll be sitting in Michael's chair. Wouldn't that be something.
Just once, I'd like to be a puppet master and have nothing go wrong. Is that too much to ask?Dwight
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She could've left a while ago. Most printer sales are done over the phone, Ms. Boob-shirt.Pam
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