Kids, just remember, suicide is never the answer. Alright? It is...

Michael: Kids, just remember, suicide is never the answer. Alright? It is the easy way out. You are not alone. [gives the thumbs up]
Darryl: What the hell is wrong with you?
Michael: Who wants candy?


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Michael Scott, Darryl Philbin
Episode:
The Office Season 6 Episode 8: "Koi Pond"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 6 Episode 8 Quotes

Pam: You were way meaner to me than I was to you.
Andy: No I wasn't, okay? The very idea of us together made you burst out laughing like you just bit into an Adam Sandler jelly sandwich.

Truthfully, it wasn't the way he fell in, it was... how long it took him to get out.

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