Supernatural
Thursdays 8:00 PM on The CWFavorite Dean Winchester Quotes
Sam: You've got to calm down.
Dean: Calm down? I am wearing sunglasses at night. You know who does that? No-talent douchebags. I hate this game. I hate that we're in a procedural cop show. And you want to know why. Because I hate procedural cop shows. It's like 300 of them on television, they're all the freakin' same.
Castiel: This creature has the power to take a human's form, read minds. Book of Revelations call her the "Whore of Babylon."
Dean: Well, that's catchy.
Dean: You know what I will have that other one [drink].
Bartender: I thought you were working?
Dean: I'm working up to it.
Dean: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, one more time. Like I'm five. What do you mean he's got no...
Castiel: Somehow when Sam was resurrected, it was without his soul.
Dean: You guys don't walk enough. You're gonna get flabby. You know, I'm starting to think Junkless has a better sense of humor than you do.
Castiel: Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone.
Benjamin Button me back into burger shape.
Old Dean
Sam: Wow, it's like a magic museum.
Dean: You must be in heaven.
Dean: Where's Cass?
Chuck: He's dead. Or gone. The archangel smote the crap out of him. I'm sorry.
Dean: You're sure? I mean, maybe he just vanished into the light or something.
Chuck: Oh, no. He exploded. Like a water balloon of chunky soup.
Dean: [wearing a surgical mask] Hey, I looked like the King of Pop.
Sam: [Rolls eyes]
Dean: Too soon? Too soon.
Sam: Dean, enough!
Dean: What?
Sam: You just punched a Cupid!
Dean: I punched a dick!
Dean: Bobby? What the hell are you doing here?
Bobby: Planting daisies. What's it look like? Came in on the case.
Dean: And you beat me here?
Bobby: Well, brains trumps legs, apparently.
Dean: Tell me something. Where's God in all this?
Zachariah: God? God has left the building.
