Supernatural
Thursdays 8:00 PM on The CWFavorite Dean Winchester Quotes
Go ahead say it. Call me a soccer mom.
What do I look like-Dr. Angel, Medicine Woman?
Castiel: It isn't the Horn of Truth.
Dean: What are you talking about? You were gone for like two seconds. Where did you look?
Castiel: Everywhere.
Dean: You know, it's kind of funny, talking to a messenger of God on a cell phone. It's, you know, like watching a Hell's Angel ride a moped.
Castiel: This isn't funny. Dean. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes.
Future Dean: Okay. If you're me... then tell me something only I would know.
Dean: Rhonda Hurley. We were, uh... 19. She made us try on her panties. They were pink. And satiny. And you know what? We kind of liked it.
Future Dean: Touché.
Dean: Oh, come on, you don't trust yourself?
Future Dean: No. Absolutely not.
Dean: Dick.
Congrats, Sammy. You just bought yourself a benchwarmer seat to the Apocalypse.
Sam: You still crazy?
Dean: Not any more than usual.
Castiel: This creature has the power to take a human's form, read minds. Book of Revelations call her the "Whore of Babylon."
Dean: Well, that's catchy.
Tessa: You don't remember me?
Dean: Honestly, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a girl say that...
Sam: You've got to calm down.
Dean: Calm down? I am wearing sunglasses at night. You know who does that? No-talent douchebags. I hate this game. I hate that we're in a procedural cop show. And you want to know why. Because I hate procedural cop shows. It's like 300 of them on television, they're all the freakin' same.
Castiel: You said "no" to Michael. I owe you an apology.
Dean: Cass. I-It's okay.
Castiel: You are not the burnt and broken shell of a man that I believed you to be.
Dean: Thank you. I appreciate that.
Castiel: You're welcome.