Dennis: How many beers can we order at once?
Flight Attendant: I'm not sure, no one's ever asked that.

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During the turbulence, she giggled - leads me to believe she's a thrill seeker.

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Dennis: How many sleeping pills did you give that kid?
Frank: I don't know? 7? 12?

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Girl: You know, you're weird.
Dennis: You have no idea.

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I feel like he's the one who rescued me.

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Kim, hon, I'm detecting a little vibe from you - so why don't you come sit here.

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Dennis: I could find you oddly sexy.
Date: Excuse me?
Dennis: That was supposed to be, uh, a compliment.

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Uh, well, don't talk about the system.

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I was a five star man before the internet and I’m a five star man now. I just gotta shed the dead weight. God damn it!

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Of course there were other guys - I don’t like the way you asked that question. Switch with her!

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You can't even spell.

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I will rate every single women in this restaurant!

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