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Dr. Park: {In reference to construction next to House's office] What exactly are they building back there?
House: A dream.

Taub: [In reference to House suggesting Taub get a paternity test] But they look just like me?
House: But they'll grow.

[In reference to Taub] Awkward...he knocked up two different women at the same time.

No Spoilers. They ruin everything.

Loyalty over real estate is stupid. Loyalty is stupid.

[while grabbing Foreman] My God, you have super human discipline! And gluts!

House: You're an irrational patriot. I'll put that another way: you're a patriot.

[said to Dr. Park] Oh, you don't want to bet me.

No one's unhappy in Greece.

I've been told that some people are just nice.

[To Thirteen regarding his ankle ankle monitor] Guilty as charged. Literally.

New girl, meet newer girl.

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House Quotes

People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

House

House: Lift up your arms. You have a parasite.
Jill: Like a tapeworm or something?
House: Lie back and lift up your sweater. You can put your arms down.
Jill: Can you do anything about it?
House: Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.
Jill: Illegal?
House: Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...
Jill: Playdates...
House: (showing her sonogram) It has your eyes.