Dr. Park: {In reference to construction next to House's office] What exactly are they building back there?
House: A dream.

Taub: [In reference to House suggesting Taub get a paternity test] But they look just like me?
House: But they'll grow.

[In reference to Taub] Awkward...he knocked up two different women at the same time.

No Spoilers. They ruin everything.

Loyalty over real estate is stupid. Loyalty is stupid.

[while grabbing Foreman] My God, you have super human discipline! And gluts!

House: You're an irrational patriot. I'll put that another way: you're a patriot.

[said to Dr. Park] Oh, you don't want to bet me.

No one's unhappy in Greece.

I've been told that some people are just nice.

[To Thirteen regarding his ankle ankle monitor] Guilty as charged. Literally.

New girl, meet newer girl.

House Quotes

You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect the kid for six months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove them wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die than cough up forty bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop really fast.

House

You're an ass!

Dr. Adams