Dr. Park: {In reference to construction next to House's office] What exactly are they building back there?
House: A dream.

Taub: [In reference to House suggesting Taub get a paternity test] But they look just like me?
House: But they'll grow.

[In reference to Taub] Awkward...he knocked up two different women at the same time.

No Spoilers. They ruin everything.

Loyalty over real estate is stupid. Loyalty is stupid.

[while grabbing Foreman] My God, you have super human discipline! And gluts!

House: You're an irrational patriot. I'll put that another way: you're a patriot.

[said to Dr. Park] Oh, you don't want to bet me.

No one's unhappy in Greece.

I've been told that some people are just nice.

[To Thirteen regarding his ankle ankle monitor] Guilty as charged. Literally.

New girl, meet newer girl.

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House Quotes

People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

House

House: We are condemned to useless labor...
Dr. Wilson: Fourth circle of hell. Charting goes a lot faster when you eliminate all classic poetry.
House: Writing down what we already know to be read by nobody. Pretty sure Dante would agree that qualifies as useless.
Dr. Wilson: You're over two weeks behind in your charting...
(Dr. Cuddy approaches them, and House throws a piece of paper towards her)
House: Oops... I missed!

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