House

Dr. Gregory House Quotes (Page 6)

House: Dying can also do a number on your ability to think.
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Wilson: You're forging my name on prescriptions again.
House: No. Because what you just said implied I stopped.
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House: You took an oath. An oath to be cool. At least that was the oath I uttered under my breath while everyone else was doing the boring one.
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Foreman: How many of those have you had today?
House: I don't know. Is your "mother" a number?
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Cuddy: I don't get it.
House: You masturbate to Owen Wilson.
Cuddy: I meant the box.
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House: Doctor says it's okay as long as I don't leave my hospital bed.
Taub: Which doctor was that, Seuss or Jay?
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House: There are no cars coming. Just go.
Rachel: The light is red, ye bloody scallywag.
Dr. Cuddy: Stop with the pirate talk.
House: If you don't want Brownbeard to end up with two wooden legs, better get your ma to move this ship, you mangy bilge rat.
Dr. Cuddy: Of course... you showed her that filthy cartoon. What kind of idiot lets a three-year-old watch that?
House: If you want to lecture me on my poor judgment, there seems to be more relevant examples.
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House: His life is gonna unravel. In fairness, that applies to any diagnosis. Oh, why do we do this?
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House: You know I was just thinking how much I want a relationship with no sex but where I still have to deal with your mother.
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House: Miserable stays miserable. Happy doesn't buy lottery tickets in the first place.
Thirteen: Our level of happiness is set. It's in our DNA. No cash payout's gonna change that.
House: It's like there's two of me.
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