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Dr. Gregory House Quotes (Page 6)

Season 8, Episode 8: "Perils of Paranoia"
House: Well, Clyde, we got ourselves a good ol' fashioned cat fight.
 • Rating: Unrated
House: She probably also believes that Salma Hayek's breasts are too big.
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 7: "Dead & Buried"
Adams: What happened to your eye?
House: I grabbed Park's ass.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
House: I don't see creed, color, pulse.
 • Rating: Unrated
House: Death is a consequence, not a symptom.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 6: "Parents"
House: It's normal to be screwed up. It's not normal to romanticize it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Patient: Now I have swollen ankles!
House: The medical term is cankles.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
House: [To Foreman} That'd be redundant. I've got an angry black guy waiting for me to drop the soap right here.
 • Rating: Unrated
House: [To a clinic patient] As much as I'd like to kill you, murder violates my parole.
 • Rating: Unrated
House: [After describing Chase's upbringing] He's also dreamy, but that's not relevant now.
 • Rating: Unrated

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