Favorite Dwight Schrute Quotes
I'm ravenous after a night of love making.
Dwight: Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim: It's... a crime-fighting beaver.
Bread is the paper of the food industry. You write your sandwich on it.
Dwight: Just as you have planted your seed into the ground, I will plant my seed into you.
Ryan: I don't think you realize what you're saying.
Nostalgia is truly one of the great human weaknesses...second only to the neck.
I'm been noticing a gaping hole in my life. Sometimes, I wake up cradling a gourd.
You are so lucky you don't have this problem Jim. What was the ninth place prize again, a loaf of bread?
Dwight
People laughed at Klingon at first, and now you can major in it.
Always the padawan, never the jedi.
Dwight: Where'd you get that mallard?
Kelly: What the hell is a mallard?
Dwight: THAT!
Kelly: Oh! Professor Damon D. Duck! Jim gave him to me.
Dwight: I gave that to him as a gift. I'm taking that back.
Kelly: If you take it back I'll scream.
Dwight: I'll give you five bucks for it.
Ryan: Twenty.
Dwight Schrute: Ten.
Ryan: Deal.
Kelly: You're so cool.
Ryan: This reminds me, you owe me three bucks for gas.
Dwight: Do you ever watch Battlestar Galactica?
Dan Gore: No.
Dwight: No? Then you are an idiot.
When I was in the 6th grade, I was a finalist in our school spelling bee. It was me against Raj Patel. And I mispelled, in front of the entire school, the word 'failure.'
Dwight
