Where'd you get that mallard? What the hell is a mallard? TH...
Dwight: Where'd you get that mallard?
Kelly: What the hell is a mallard?
Kelly: Oh! Professor Damon D. Duck! Jim gave him to me.
Dwight: I gave that to him as a gift. I'm taking that back.
Kelly: If you take it back I'll scream.
Dwight: I'll give you five bucks for it.
Dwight Schrute: Ten.
Kelly: You're so cool.
Ryan: This reminds me, you owe me three bucks for gas.
Jim: Okay, as far as dinner tonight, cancel that. And please, for both of our sakes, never, ever, ever see her again.
Michael: I think you're underestimating Pam. I think more than anything she wants me to be happy.
Jim: No. Not more than anything.
Michael: Ok. I have a good thing with the mom.
Jim: Don't call her the mom.
Michael: She's right on my way home from work.
Jim: THEN TAKE A DIFFERENT WAY HOME MAN!
Michael: Alright! I'll take service streets.
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[to Pam] You're just as stubborn as your mom - when you don't want to do something, you just don't do it.Michael
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