Dwight Schrute Quotes (Page 6)
Season 7, Episode 18: "Garage Sale"
Dwight: Schrutes are farmers by hobby and traders by trade.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 17: "Todd Packer"
Dwight: Who's dirt box is this?
Holly: That's our zen garden.
Dwight: What are you growing here, bull crap?
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Dwight: Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim: It's... a crime-fighting beaver.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: Kevin will be eaten. Pam will be taken slave. Jim will be made a Warlord's jester. Meredith will be okay.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 16: "Threat Level Midnight"
Dwight: He cut the part where my circuit board malfunctioned? Then what was the point of spilling the drink on me?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 15: "PDA"
Dwight: Do more stupid faces!
Kevin: Which one? I have a lot of stupid faces.
• Rating: Unrated
Michael: Boner Bomb starring Jason Statham. Or go against type with an Eisenberg or Michael Cera.
Dwight: Movie idea?
Michael: Noooo...Saving the world has never been this hard.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: And what is the hookup zone policy on masturbation?
Michael: Pro.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 14: "The Search"
Dwight: I can think like Michael. Alright, I'm deep below the ocean's surface in a submarine. A torpedo is coming right at me...No! Damn it! That's just my own imagination.
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: You drive. I got a car full of fox meat.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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