Dwight Schrute Quotes (Page 6)
Season 9, Episode 4: "Work Bus"
Dwight: It's a wire people. I'm not buying it a fur coat.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 9, Episode 3: "Andy's Ancestry"
Dwight: People laughed at Klingon at first, and now you can major in it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: Ah, French. It's a great language...if you're a chain smoking acrobat.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 9, Episode 1: "New Guys"
Dwight: They say you only live once, and I'm about to prove it.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Dwight: Is there a belt above black?
Jim: You should ask him. It's a color you would never expect.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 24: "Free Family Portrait Studio"
Phyllis: What's he doing?
Dwight: He's searching out younger gays.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 23: "Turf War"
Dwight: You told me there was a rule. I could have choked so many people by now!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: Jim, tell him wear he can stick his grapes.
Jim: In the fridge!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 20: "Welcome Party"
Dwight: I wonder if king size sheets are called presidential sized in England. I really should have a tweeter account.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dwight: Neither of those looks like any person that has ever existed or been dreamt of in the history of human insanity.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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