Cougar Town

Cougar Town

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Ellie Torres Quotes (Page 8)

Season 2, Episode 20: "Free Fallin'"
Ellie: You should be spraying it from the other side to push it all towards the curb.
Grayson: Are you really telling me how to hose?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Grayson: Like Children of the Corn.
Ellie: I crown you King of the Wussies.
Jules: They don't blink.
Ellie: I feel cold.
Grayson: Told ya!
 • Rating: Unrated
Ellie: What the hell? I don't want to have see this everyday.
Jules: Really, rainbows get you riled up?
 • Rating: Unrated
Ellie: Hello Tom, to what do we owe the creepy displeasure?
Tom: Jules left her curtains open. That's how she signals me to come over.
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 19: "Damaged By Love"
Ellie: If I get murdered I need you to tell the police something.
Laurie: Seriously, if I had a dime.
 • Rating: Unrated
Ellie: You know if they just wanted to see some dumb, townie ho floppin' her ta-tas all they need to do is stay here and give ten dollars to-
Laurie: Yeah, yeah, yeah I know where you're goin' with this.
Ellie: Let me finish. You.
 • Rating: Unrated
Ellie: Forget for one second that if you let one Torres into your home every second and third cousin on the Eastern Seaboard will drop by to say hi.
 • Rating: Unrated
Ellie: Eat your chips, Jellybean.
Laurie: I don't wanna.
Ellie. Play with the bag.
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 18: "Lonesome Sundown"
Ellie: You use four towels every shower
Jules: Face, body, hair, feet!
 • Rating: Unrated
Laurie: Wait, why do we have to have coffee over here?
Jules: 'Cause wherever I am is where we have coffee.
Ellie: But this is horrible.
 • Rating: Unrated

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