Eric Cartman Quotes (Page 3)
Season 16, Episode 7: "Cartman Finds Love"
Cartman: Love is like taking a dump, Butters. Sometimes it works itself out. But sometimes, you need to give it a nice hard slimy push.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Cartman: Anyway, thanks a lot, and stay away from my man, bitch.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: Aw, Token's shy! Oh my god, that is adorable.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 16, Episode 6: "I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining"
Cartman: If I crap in a forest, the blood will attract beavers, Kyle!
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Cartman: Cold sore is what girls call it, Kenny. It's actually herpes.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 16, Episode 5: "Butterballs"
Cartman: I have balls.
Red: Yeah, little swishy boba tea balls.
Cartman: Still balls.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cartman: No no no, I'm telling you guys, music videos have devolved to nothing but pretty girls, wearing skintight clothes, singing about their vajayjay. Used to be chicks talking about relationships, now it's all my vajayjay this, my vajayjay that. But clearly that's what sells.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 16, Episode 4: "Jewpacabra"
Cartman: So God makes it rain frogs? That just seems kind of mean to frogs, Kyle!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Mr. Billings: Our entire business is based on fun and safety!
Cartman: This isn't safe or fun!
• Rating: Unrated
Cartman: Those cryptozoologists don't know what they're talking about. They just gave me a case of the Hebrew-jeebies, that's all
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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