South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralPopular Eric Cartman Quotes
It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
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Cartman: I can't possibly finish this whole chocolate cake by myself. Oh yes I can.
Kyle: Shut up Cartman!
Chef: I'm very proud of you, children. Let's all go home and find a nice white woman to make love to.
Stan: Yeah, and Kenny didn't die!
Kenny: (muffled) Yeah, and I didn't die- (pukes out his intestines and dies)
Stan: Holy sh- I mean, poop.
Kyle: Yeah. Poop.
Cartman: I love you guys...
As soon as I get my superpowers, I'm gonna smote you two assholes off the planet!
( as "Artemus" Clyde Frog) If we save her, I am going to take off her pants and play Slip'N'Slide!
We got crappy jewelry, now all we need are some old people.
Mr. Grazier: Now, the first activity for this evening will be... naked pictures. I'm going to take some pictures of each of you naked, in case we need them, for later.
Scouts: Aw.
Mr. Grazier: Aw, what is this? If there's one thing I hate, it's a whining platoon! "We don't want to do pushups! We don't want to get up early! We don't want to have you take naked pictures of us!"
Cartman: (to Kenny) Man, this guy sucks.
Mr. Grazier: Now, fall in and strip down, Scouts!
Chef: Boy, what the fudge are you doing?
Cartman: You know just layin' down some rhymes, with the G-folk, know what I'm sayin'
Chef: Get in here!
Cartman: West siy-eede.
Cartman: What if you don't have any rhythm?
Choir Teacher: Excuse me?
Cartman: Well, like my friend Kyle. He's Jewish, so he doesn't have any rhythm.
Kyle: Shut up, fat ass!
Stan: Choirs suck.
Mr. Garrison: Kyle Broflovski, you watch your language!! Eric Cartman, you be nice to people!! Stan Marsh, you mind your manners!! Kenny McCormick, you pay attention!! (sighs deeply and tells the choir teacher) Go ahead.
Stan: Chef wouldn't give up on us. How many times has Chef gotten us out of trouble?
Cartman: Four.
Loogie: Tell you what, how would you like to run the South Park tooth racket for me?
Stan: Oh. I dunno
(Loogie holds up a knife)
Loogie: It's that, or else I can cut off your penises.
Cartman: Hmm. Work for youHave my penis cut off. Work for youHave my penis cut off. Let's see
Kyle: Cartman!
Don't let society dictate who you can and can't be with. Kyle, I love you man! You can run all you want, try and pretend you like girls, but dammit, when we kiss there's magic! Don't let it go, Kyle!
