Popular Eric "E" Murphy Quotes
Ari: What are you doing bringing up a bad review?
Eric: You said it doesn't matter...
Ari: It does matter
Ari: You wanna hug it out?
Eric: No, not really...
Ari: Come on... Let's hug it out, Bitch.
Emily: You smoke?
Eric: Cigarettes? Um..yeah. I mean I've been trying to quit...umm recently.
Emily: How hard are you trying?
Eric: umm..not that much.
Emily: Good.
Turtle: I thought he quit.
Drama: Cigarettes, not pussy
Eric: We had breakup-sex, all right?
Johnny Drama: Breakup-sex? Never heard of it.
Eric: Yeah, I mean... you know... you have sex and... that's it.. you say goodbye.
Johnny Drama: ...that's the only kinda sex I have
Eric: What are you talking about? The only person you ever loved was yourself.
Drama: What's not to love?
Ari: Who's got the number one movie in the country, motherfucker?!
Eric: We beat the squirrel?
Ari: Number one live action film in the country.
Turtle: E, the movie's huge bro. Relax, Joanne says its destined to be a classic.
Eric: Oh, Joanne says its destined to be a classic. She's destined to be in a fucking insane asylum!
Eric: Did you even get a date yet, Turtle?
Turtle: Course I got a date. We have to pick her up from the Burbank Airport in one hour.
Eric: What is she? A Russian mail order bride?
Eric: I think you think I like Emily and you're tryin to shut it down.
Vince: Oh yeah, why would I do that?
Eric: Because you don't like when I get a girl and you get stuck with the two retards all the time.
Vince: You know what, I'm gonna get a girl and leave you with the two retards. See how you like it.
Ari: I had video sex with an Ecuadorian girl this morning.
Eric: I hope she was 18. Federal offense if not.
Eric: Name one girl you ever pulled off the internet.
Turtle: There's all sorts of confidentiality agreements with these sites. I ain't telling you shit!
Turtle: Kristin's fucking Vince Vaughn!
Eric: What are you talking about? She's back with that restaurant guy...
Turtle: She was in the middle of 40 Deuce with her hands down Vince Vaughn's pants.
Eric: She had her hands down his pants?!
Drama: Yeah, both of 'em.
Eric: Vince Vaughn?! That puffy motherfucker?!
Drama: Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all. He was looking real good.
Turtle: Yeah, it was kinda like "Swingers" Vince Vaughn, not Old School Vince Vaughn... it's kinda like New School Vince Vaughn
