Gloria Delgado-Pritchett Quotes
Gloria: I'm pregnant.
Claire: You're gonna get so fat!
Jay: Tired of walking in those heels?
Gloria: No, tired of having a hot wife?
Gloria: Is that a leash?
Cam: It's a child safety tether.
We wouldn't be in the air, we'd be in rock n roll heaven!
Haley: He's gonna ruin my party!
Gloria: Two birds, one bullet.
Jay: I don't know what they do in Columbia.
Gloria: No one does and don't ask.
I don't wanna be around when something that tight unravels.
You dated a Dottie after Dede?
Jay we use this to get tables at restaurants, why can't we use it to get Manny a friend?
Gloria [punches guy]: Nobody calls him grandpa!
Luke: I do.
There are blind models? That's so sad, they can't see how pretty they are!
It's a freakshow, but it's their freakshow.