Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCGloria Delgado-Pritchett Quotes
If she learns how to froth his cappuccino I am history!
He says I make him nervous, that I care too much. That's why I not even allowed to bring him to his haircuts anymore.
This is not my first language. I don't understand English very goodly.
Jay: Just keep hitting all those buttons until something good happens, that's my plan anyway.
Gloria: Woof.
I know a lot of people think I'm attracted to Jay because of his mind. But they're wrong. I'm attracted to him because he's sexy.
Alex: You maybe wanna take a shift carrying this dry ice?
Gloria: No I just had a baby.
Alex: I watched you carry Manny to bed.
Claire: Wow pretty cozy with the new housekeeper huh?
Gloria: She's my sister.
Claire: Wow pretty weird with your sister!
In my village if you didn't drive one of these, you couldn't call yourself a druglord
I am very angry at you and I'm going to make a list of all the things I'm going to scream at you as soon as this baby's out of me.
I have two brains in my body but I've never felt so dumb.
Gloria: The baby kicked me all night. It's either going to be a football player or a chorus girl.
Cam: You can be both. My senior year I was a right side linebacker and a left side cancan dancer in Gigi.
Claire listen to me. Take a lot of cash and when you flash it at the police, do not speak about it. Their eyes do all the talking, okay?
