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Modern-family

I wrapped my son with one hand while driving a stick. I know how to keep my kid safe.

Gloria: I'm pregnant.
Claire: You're gonna get so fat!

Jay: Tired of walking in those heels?
Gloria: No, tired of having a hot wife?

Gloria: Is that a leash?
Cam: It's a child safety tether.

We wouldn't be in the air, we'd be in rock n roll heaven!

Haley: He's gonna ruin my party!
Gloria: Two birds, one bullet.

Jay: I don't know what they do in Columbia.
Gloria: No one does and don't ask.

I don't wanna be around when something that tight unravels.

You dated a Dottie after Dede?

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