Gloria Delgado-Pritchett Quotes (Page 6)
Season 2, Episode 20: "Someone to Watch Over Lily"
Gloria: I said I was sorry! But I've had them since I was two. Huge ones!
Phil: What is she...?
Claire: Earrings, Phil. Earrings.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Cameron: You punctured our daughter!
Gloria: But did you see both sides? I didn't just do the gay ear, look!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 19: "The Musical Man"
Gloria: Where I come from, brothers respect each other.
Jay: That's why Colombia is such a peaceful country.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 17: "Two Monkeys and a Panda"
Gloria: Tell them we don't want our bodies inside these drawers where God cannot find us.
Jay: These aren't like our drawers at home. People can find stuff here.
• Rating: Unrated
Gloria: Ta-da is for when you do a flip or where the magician cuts the pretty lady in half, not when you show someone where you want to shove their dead body.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 16: "Regrets Only"
Gloria: I do Jay. Why can't I do you?
Phil: You can... do me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 14: "Bixby's Back"
Gloria: Now we know. You are romantic, and I'm smarter than you. And I bought you a motorcycle.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gloria: I am the second wife Jay, why do you treat me like I'm the first?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 13: "Caught in the Act"
Gloria: It sended! Please come back!
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 10: "Dance Dance Revelation"
Claire: Gus is a symbol.
Gloria: A sex symbol?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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