Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCGloria Delgado-Pritchett Quotes
There are blind models? That's so sad, they can't see how pretty they are!
It's a freakshow, but it's their freakshow.
I know you can't tell by looking at me, but I'm not a natural homemaker.
That's when you know your family loves you, when they feel free to scream at you.
Gloria: Luke!
Luke: At what?
Gloria: What do you mean at what? I said Luke.
Luke: I am looking!
Jay: If you told him the truth he'd thank you later.
Gloria: Like Claire and Mitch, did they thank you?
Jay: Not yet, but it's coming.
If you want him to stop lifting stuff, put it in grocery bags and put a football game on TV.
Gloria: I cannot believe he spent 50 dollars on this.
Jay: I know! He could've gotten a two-year subscription to Playboy for that.
What do you mean she blossomed? Like the puberty?
Manny, sometimes you can be a little old fashioned. Remember the first time you saw the kids with the backpacks with wheels and you thought they were a little flashy?
Manny: I wanna be home-schooled.
Gloria: Really Manny? You want me to learn you English?
Are you happy? You have reduced me to a person who eats a shoe.
