The Simpsons

Grampa Simpson Quotes (Page 2)

Lisa: One night we spoke only in lines from famous poems.
Grampa: Because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me.
Lisa: Emily Dickson!?
Grampa: No, I was just describing my day.
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Grampa: I'll take that secret to my grave, or urn, or medical school dissecting table or wherever you're dumping me.
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Grampa: Our ancestors were kicked out of Australia.
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Grampa: Oh, you mean Adam and Eve Simpson. Or as you may know them, Julius and Ethel Rosenberg.
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Grandpa: Why don't we let Homer tell the story.
Homer: Really, me? You mean it?
Grandpa: I think you're ready for your first ramble.
Homer: I've been waiting for this day for so long. The year is 1946, and in a world torn, a single flower blooms and that flower is an angry Japanese monster named Godzilla. How am I doing dad?
Grandpa: I'm hanging on every word.
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Grandpa: Look at that, they re-created the thirties: tent cities, failing banks.
Marshall: Nope, those are real.
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Grandpa: That's how I got my idea for a suitcase with wheels: from a commercial for a suitcase with wheels.
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Grandpa: You're in the newspaper business? Something that's going to die before I do.
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(After Homer opens a shipping crate)
Grampa: Moe?! You shipped yourself here?
Moe: No, it's how you fly coach on Delta now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lisa: You can't keep Juliet and me apart! I'll... I'll disobey!
Marge: I'm Bart Simpson's mother, do you think you've got any tricks I haven't seen. ((Leaves the room)
((Lisa climbs out the window and slides down the tree only to land in a laundry basket being held by Marge)
Marge: Bart Simpson: Age 3. (Both go back inside)
(Bart comes out of a hidden door in the tree dressed in black)
Bart Simpson: Age 10. Mhwahahahaha!
 • Rating: Unrated

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