Jules: Grayson, do you ever think of your ex wife when you are having sex with me?
Grayson: Thanks Ellie.

Tom can have my place in the gang.

Ellie: Imaginary hat.
Grayson: Imaginary clown nose.

Grayson: Jules.
Jules: I can't help it. It's like a sofa.

(to Jules) I'm happier with you than I've ever been in my life.

Jules. What I was going to say before you poisoned me is that I am so lucky to have found you.

Ellie: I want red.
Jules: No no white wine has less alcohol.
Grayson: Ohhh...thinking wine.

Grayson: I almost killed a lizard.
Jules: Oh great story.
Grayson: Thanks I worked on it.
Jules: Yeah go sit down. I'm making popcorn.

Jules: Did you know that doves mate for life?
Grayson: I did not.

Grayson: Put Big Carl down.
Jules: No. He understands me.

(to Jules) I've been scared to say this, but all those ways you're different from me. That's why I love you. I love you Jules.

(to Jules) I'm feeling good about Jayson. It's Grayson and Jules. I combined our names like the way they do with celebrity couples.

Cougar Town Quotes

Jules: You see that young gentleman there, I'd love to lick his body
Woman: That's my son
Jules: Ooh, he looks smart

Jules: When a 40-something guy gets divorced, it's always: "Way to go, Tiger!"
Grayson: We don't call each other Tiger. It's always Champ, or Samurai.